College isnt really necessary

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by derf

The story behind it is that her HS school newspaper was being shut down because of the cost, and so she started to write opinion articles.

As a writer I would think that posting OTHER people's opinion would be better than having your opinion out in the air. It's no fun knowing that everyone knows that you're retarded.

[derf]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

As a writer I would think that posting OTHER people's opinion would be better than having your opinion out in the air. It's no fun knowing that everyone knows that you're retarded.

I dunno i got a few laughs out of it

[Amorok]

Alls I can say is that bitch better be able to pull a golf ball throuh a garden hose. That, and take an F150 up her ass. She's nowhere near hot enough to get away with that much stupid.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Amorok

Alls I can say is that bitch better be able to pull a golf ball throuh a garden hose. That, and take an F150 up her ass. She's nowhere near hot enough to get away with that much stupid.

Sure she is....for 3 to 6 months! Then you crush her and toss her away like an empty Mt Dew can.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Funny story.

There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.

She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"

My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.

My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.

I find the very concept ridiculous.

I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."

My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.

I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."

My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.

I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell

See? I told you guys that women can be just as fast as men!

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Avatard

That girl needs a dinner fork in the forehead.

Im LOVING the imagery implied here...

Originally Posted by Fleck750

A balance would be nice, though.

Went to the drag strip Friday night. Got ready to leave, visited the port o potty before we left. Hubby had his turn. A father and son were waiting their turn. Boy looks at me and asks what kind of bike does hubby ride. I told him and he seemed a little knowledgeable about bikes. I stood there with my jacket on, holding my helmet and gloves, waiting for him to ask me what I rode.

He didn't so I said, "You didn't ask what bike I ride". Kid stood there with the deer-in-the-headlights look. The father turned around and waited to hear how the conversation went.

I told him what bike I rode and the kid knew what a Kawi was, but not what my bike was. I told him, since he seemed interested. The father looked a tad apologetic.

I wanted to nip the sexist-pig-in-the-making. I think I did.

Originally Posted by azoomm

Funny story.

There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.

She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"

My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.

My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.

I find the very concept ridiculous.

Ladies, those are fantastic stories, thanks for sharing!! Bet at least someone learned something.

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article

Originally Posted by azoomm

We used to refer to that as an MRS degree....

Must be a Texas thang, thats what I always called it to, but here in FL they usually dont know what Im talking bout...shoot, I have family members who pulled tht crap...married money, but poor kids need paper bags! Some things dont mix!

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."

My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.

I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell

I love that one too! We've got a few of those at our trackdays, the "lil" bikes, that beat the tails off the big guys...love watching them fly around!

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by The Chi

I love that one too! We've got a few of those at our trackdays, the "lil" bikes, that beat the tails off the big guys...love watching them fly around!

The funny bit was maybe 3 or 4 of the track day heroes knew that black numbers had a meaning

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by derf

[azoomm]

I just noticed it's from a website www.thechive.com

Nice Onion attempt