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Old 02-05-2010, 06:51 PM   #1
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Yeah my parent's were shacking up 2 years before they got married and they lied to his parents the whole time. Found that little detail out when my mom had one too many mudslides. She cried and told me not to tell my sister...Hilarious. Sister was on the phone less than a minute later.
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:09 PM   #2
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Fuckin WHORE.

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Old 02-05-2010, 08:17 PM   #3
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Fuckin WHORE.

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Old 02-05-2010, 08:21 PM   #4
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I was 11 and I thought I was dying too. My mom just gave me some product said it was normal and walked away. Her sex talk (or lack of one) was just as educational. She was terrified and she and my dad used the fear tactics on me. It worked. I made it past my 18th birthday a virgin. I feared their opinion of me and letting them down more than anything. Kids these days are losing that respect I think. If I didn't respect them I would have let my 14 year old boyfriend (6'3" my dad is 5'8" they were terrified of him) have his way. A little bit of fear is a good thing but I wish my mom had the guts to talk to me instead of me looking everything up. Shit she put a doctors note in my lap at 20years old saying "I think its time for this (first gyn apt) I told her I had taken myself 3 years earlier but thanks for askin. she about fainted.
Holy shit, are we related???

My mom pulled the same shit, never would talk to me about it, never told me what to expect when my time came. Daddy gave me the birds and the bees, but nothing on the girl stuff. Mom refused to even let me take the classes in school so I had no clue other than what my friends told me. Thank gawd I was such a nerd in school I never had the opportunity!! I was an adult before I was even allowed to see the doc or get the pills.
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:30 PM   #5
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Holy shit, are we related???

My mom pulled the same shit, never would talk to me about it, never told me what to expect when my time came. Daddy gave me the birds and the bees, but nothing on the girl stuff. Mom refused to even let me take the classes in school so I had no clue other than what my friends told me. Thank gawd I was such a nerd in school I never had the opportunity!! I was an adult before I was even allowed to see the doc or get the pills.
Wow! That's some crazy shit. The fact that you're going to begin bleeding for a week straight and the reasons behind it seems like need to know information. So not only did she fail to educate you, but she also refused to allow you to be educated. "I don't want you to learn from people that know what they're talking about, I'd rather you learn from other teenagers."

I'm not tryin' to bag on your Mom...but Jesus Christ that's fucked up. Why is the human body such a big, bad deal to people?
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:22 PM   #6
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My parents never talked to me about sex, birth control, my period, body, anything. I don't really remember how I learned. I think I just read stuff and we learned about it in health class.
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Don't let this be you...

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Awwwwwww....... Jesus.
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