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Old 03-13-2012, 04:49 PM   #71
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Captain, you know you want to look at boobies. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies.
A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.
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Old 03-13-2012, 04:51 PM   #72
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A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.
touching said bewbies will most certainly lead to failure
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Old 03-13-2012, 04:57 PM   #73
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A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.
Think about groping and fondling them. Motorboating the hell out of them. Getting slapped upside the head with them. BEWBIES!
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Old 03-13-2012, 06:52 PM   #74
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Old 03-13-2012, 09:34 PM   #75
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Old 03-13-2012, 09:54 PM   #76
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That's what happens when you Google fail, on an Android phone, while looking for "motorboat" pictures with which to torture someone.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:26 AM   #77
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A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.
Pics please.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:49 AM   #78
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Pics please.
Sorry. She asked me not to send them to anyone else.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:23 AM   #79
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:05 PM   #80
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You clearly need a membership to the Laura maggi fan club

http://www.facebook.com/groups/179447381729/

Laura is a charming girl who one day discovered she could get more people in her coffee shop if she wore less clothes. Italian Facebook is a bit less...sfw than ours. Ciao
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