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Old 04-15-2009, 10:18 AM   #71
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:20 AM   #72
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What do you call it when the girl won't commit to a relationship, but gets jealous as hell when you go out with anyone else?

Fuck it. I'm single

Yeah, dude, I think it might be time to let that one go.. it's that whole mis-matched expectations thing.. that's never a pretty situation.
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:25 AM   #73
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Yeah, dude, I think it might be time to let that one go.. it's that whole mis-matched expectations thing.. that's never a pretty situation.
I concur. If she wanted to commit to a relationship....she'd commit to a relationship. She's just not that into you.
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:26 AM   #74
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I concur. If she wanted to commit to a relationship....she'd commit to a relationship. She's just not that into you.
Yup... but she's still afraid of losing control.

Silly wimenz..
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:28 AM   #75
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Yup... but she's still afraid of losing control.

Silly wimenz..
Exactly. She still wants you around to do her bidding....be her go to guy....pick her up when she's feeling down....but she's sitting around waiting for someone who she really clicks with.

HER LOSS.
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:42 AM   #76
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Exactly. She still wants you around to do her bidding....be her go to guy....pick her up when she's feeling down....but she's sitting around waiting for someone who she really clicks with.

HER LOSS.
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:45 AM   #77
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:08 PM   #78
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Exactly. She still wants you around to do her bidding....be her go to guy....pick her up when she's feeling down....but she's sitting around waiting for someone who she really clicks with.

HER LOSS.
Oh, believe me. I know it. She hooks up with some GQ looking guy and disappears for a couple of weeks or months, then I get a call. Hell, she flipped out when I just started TALKING to a 20-something a while back. She can have her playthings, but I can't?

I stopped giving a damn, a good while back. I'm stubborn, not stupid
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