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Old 09-24-2009, 12:01 PM   #71
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(262): So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:11 PM   #72
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(812): i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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Old 09-26-2009, 03:14 PM   #73
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(407): So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

(412): I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

(530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

(919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.

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Old 09-26-2009, 07:50 PM   #74
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(419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
(319): Wasn't she moving abroad?
(419): Are you really going to debate this?

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Old 09-26-2009, 08:48 PM   #75
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(262): So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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