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Old 03-28-2009, 01:13 AM   #71
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So what's the latest? You doing ok, JC?
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:17 PM   #72
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So what's the latest? You doing ok, JC?
Things have gotten a little weirder over the last day, but I'm ok.

Test results yesterday revealed more of the same, which is neither good or bad in my situation. The artery is still not open for business, but my brain no longer shops there, so fuck him. There was no place to park anyway.

My immeditate problem is my new roommate, Herr Georg. He has, in my professialon opionin, lost his marbles. Given his age, (some where between 90 and 132) I estimate his marbles jumped ship some time in the late 1970's.

He likes to talk to himself, flowerpots, walls, coffee cups, and, of course, me. The trouble is, none of us can understand a goddamn word he says. He also has a habit of making animal noises, (to be fair, they might actually be bird noises, which I guess is slighty better) and making the sound '' Ooooh-bis-bis-bis-bis'' when ever he hears a siren. Our room is seven floors above the ER entrance, so this is a pettry common place occurance.

None of that however, strikes me as stange. Old goofy people can be found everywhere, and hospitals are certainly no exception. What does strike me as stanrge, is the wierd competion between us, in which each one of us thinks the other is the crazy one. I, apparentenly, am the one who is out of place here.

It's like being in a Kaukfa novel, where none of the charcters know who the talking bug is. The just certain it's not them.

For the time being, I'm just going to avoid eye contact, and pretend I'm not really in the same room.

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Old 03-28-2009, 04:16 PM   #73
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Offer him some cake, maybe they'll take him to a different floor.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:29 PM   #74
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The phcych ward is right down the hall, I think he just got lost.

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Old 03-28-2009, 04:34 PM   #75
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Say "birdie" in German and point at the window excitedly.

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Old 03-28-2009, 05:31 PM   #77
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wifez here:

since I am released from posting duties, I just want to say thanks a bunch to everybody for the well wishes.

Apparently he does survive my mothers "Schwarzwälderkirschtorte" (he thinks this one is way better)

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Old 03-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #78
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