Tiger Woods joke - Page 9

Tmall · 12-04-2009, 11:00 AM

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

Perfect example of a woman?

the chi · 12-04-2009, 11:07 AM

She may be someone's perfect example of a woman, but in reality that chick isnt even reasonably in the same category as your average woman.

She is scarily thin, we at least need SOME meat to cover the bones for heavens sake.

Im sorry, that Rachel U chick looks like a man...ugh

defector · 12-04-2009, 11:09 AM

If you can see her heart beating, she is too thin.

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Perfect example of a woman?

Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...

Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...

Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.

z06boy · 12-04-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.

Well I can't argue with this.

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.

I'll take the runway model over her....

I prefer this over both of them though:

Tmall · 12-04-2009, 11:17 AM

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

Rider · 12-04-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

She's a runway model. If you are very tall, anorexic thin and have a decent face, you too can get a job a s a runway model but you will never see one of them as a Playboy centerfold for a reason. They don't have attractive bodies.

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Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

12-04-2009, 11:17 AM	#9
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..