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Old 09-20-2010, 08:13 PM   #1
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^ chicks love to brag about the celibacy thing, it's become "hip" to abstain for exactly a year, in order to "get their head straight" or some bullshit like that.

Meanwhile they are out giving head to random guys.......
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:52 PM   #2
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Nick eats Jew balls.
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:53 PM   #3
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Nick eats Jew balls.
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Old 09-20-2010, 09:15 PM   #4
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Nick eats Jew balls.
Beans aren't balls, they are jewish clit fried in cake batter. Stop thinking of balls all the time.
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:52 AM   #5
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You guys are some sick motherfuckers.
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Old 09-21-2010, 10:31 AM   #6
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I had no problems with Excessa.
I just thought some of her posts were "interesting"
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:04 AM   #7
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I had no problems with Excessa.
I just thought some of her posts were "interesting"
Nice use of quotes
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:54 PM   #8
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Ganging up on people on forums = lame

/bows out
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:14 PM   #9
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Ganging up on people on forums = lame

/bows out
Unless they totally suck.
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Old 09-21-2010, 03:46 PM   #10
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Unless they totally suck.
Guess I'm a little testy since I got kicked off the local forum. Trackdays alone are about 19% as fun as they are with a big group of friends.
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