Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

View Poll Results: What will happen to our lobster?
Ban 10 23.81%
Stay 24 57.14%
I don't give a shit or I am too busy banning Tater's whore of a ex-wife to care... 8 19.05%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-18-2009, 11:32 PM   #1
Trip
Hold mah beer!
 
Trip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
Default TWFix's Larry the Lobster

In honor of that crafty crustacean and Mr. Kaufman:

I present to you our Larry the Lobster

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ebbs15 View Post
according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigger
Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
Trip is offline  
Old 06-18-2009, 11:34 PM   #2
tached1000rr
WERA White Plate
 
tached1000rr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300
Posts: 2,448
Default

Kaneman AND Krabil, look it's Tigger with full leathers!
tached1000rr is offline  
Old 06-18-2009, 11:35 PM   #3
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

i vote for boiling him in salt water...
Apoc is offline  
Old 06-18-2009, 11:36 PM   #4
tached1000rr
WERA White Plate
 
tached1000rr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300
Posts: 2,448
Default

He's gotta stay.
tached1000rr is offline  
Old 06-18-2009, 11:39 PM   #5
Amber Lamps
Moto GP Star
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 14,556
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tached1000rr View Post
Kaneman AND Krabil, look it's Tigger with full leathers!
Hahaha! Dude I have more gear than both of those dudes put together, I guarantee it!

Alright get your votes in and let the chips fall where they may! Oh and please don't wuss out and vote the "tater's whore of an ex-wife" thing. I honestly want to know if it's the entire forum or if it's just Azoom and her bunch that want me gone.
Amber Lamps is offline  
Old 06-18-2009, 11:51 PM   #6
2up
Waiting for Hello Kitty!
 
2up's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
Posts: 810
Default

Damn, once again azoomm is blamed (or credited) for what other people think, say, and do. She should really have been a shephard so she could maximize on her ability to control sheep.

Some things you say, which you then disclaimer later as having been just jokes, just aren't funny. Lame about what happened with you and your wife but, let it go man, stop being such a misogynist. Or at least stop giving others the perception that you are one.
2up is offline  
Old 06-19-2009, 12:00 AM   #7
Amber Lamps
Moto GP Star
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 14,556
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2up View Post
Damn, once again azoomm is blamed (or credited) for what other people think, say, and do. She should really have been a shephard so she could maximize on her ability to control sheep.

Some things you say, which you then disclaimer later as having been just jokes, just aren't funny. Lame about what happened with you and your wife but, let it go man, stop being such a misogynist. Or at least stop giving others the perception that you are one.
Huh? Azoom said "Eh, i'm just curious why people like to hang out where they aren't wanted. " So that's why I used her name.

Lots of things said on this forum that are supposed to be funny, aren't to me but hey I don't decide what you get to think is humor...

Anyway, thanks for voting!
Amber Lamps is offline  
Old 06-19-2009, 12:02 AM   #8
cuttle
now available w/o fish
 
cuttle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in a holler
Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie
Posts: 820
Default

He's seriously self absorbed douche, but we need a whipping boy - it's entertaining and it makes the workday go by faster (think very slow motion train wreck ).

I'd say we keep him till he cries "momma" and runs home.
__________________
"Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they aren’t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's."

- R. K. Milholland
cuttle is offline  
Old 06-19-2009, 12:09 AM   #9
Yamerhaw
Country Boy
 
Yamerhaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
Default

stay, seems to me, he mostly just tell it like it is, seems to be pretty helpful as far as giving advice on bike stuff, always posting up links to good sales on helmets, gear, etc... hell he even mailed me a GSXR 1000 repair manual
__________________
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Yamerhaw is offline  
Old 06-19-2009, 12:15 AM   #10
Mrs. Colleen
Leather and Lace
 
Mrs. Colleen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Goleta, Ca
Moto: 2005 R6
Posts: 1,810
Default

He has never done or said anything to offend me or piss me off. Not that I saw anyway.

And for the most part I don't really care what people say...this is only the internet after all!
__________________
Because it made me laugh...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 View Post
Ms. Colleen still makes us all think back and wonder about our preschool teachers
Mrs. Colleen is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:28 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.