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Old 02-12-2009, 12:07 PM   #1
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Why does coffee make you poop?

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Old 02-12-2009, 12:08 PM   #2
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I've actually wondered that, too. Other caffeine just makes ya pee, but coffee has special qualities apparently.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:12 PM   #3
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I have heard cause it has to do with being warm caffieine why it makes you poop instead of pee. Like old wives tale about giving warm water to babies to make them poop.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:13 PM   #4
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I never drank coffee until this year (still only drink half hot chocolate and half coffee) so I never really got the jokes. Now I really get the jokes.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:27 PM   #6
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I think it's because there's more caffeine in coffee than most sodas, and caffeine is a stimulant.

I get the urge to poop after I drink Red Bull or Sobe Adrenaline.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:39 PM   #7
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It acts as a stimulant and makes your intestinal walls contract which sends the poop down the line before it's ready.

How do I know? I have abowel disorder and I poop about 5-6 times a day. Coffee works on me within seconds of the first drink.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:06 PM   #9
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caffein relaxes the cillia in the intestinal walls.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:10 PM   #10
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coffee has no effects on me...i guess i'm just broke
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