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View Poll Results: Blah, blah, blah about wieghts and shit, or midget hookers?
Hookers and Scotch!!! 10 37.04%
Scotch and Hookers!! 10 37.04%
I can bench press a Midget Hooker. 6 22.22%
I don't care, I just hate Tigger. 12 44.44%
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:28 PM   #1
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Default Single Malt Scotch and Midget Hookers Forum?

That's what I call a "fitness forum".

Exhibit A: "I went to the gym today, and worked on my Pecs".

Exhibit B: " I was banging this cute little midget today. We were going doggy style, with her head out the window of my car, when I accidentally got my toe hooked in the power window button, and damn near cut her head off".

See what I mean?

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