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05-26-2009, 07:15 PM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
Posts: 4,427
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FREAKED out!!!
OH my god! Oh my god!
Oh. My. God. I was sitting folding my laundry. I felt something on my back. Thinking I was just being silly, or that it was a hair, I didn't reach back. Then I felt it again. I reached back and flicked off a FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!!!! Now my skin is literally crawling. Ewwwwww!   
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05-26-2009, 07:21 PM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300
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05-26-2009, 07:21 PM
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Greenbrier, TN
Moto: '00 Ninja 250
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It's those damn Canadian laundry beetles! Keep them up there with you! They eat one sock out of every pair in the dryer...
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05-26-2009, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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05-26-2009, 07:52 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
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Oh yuck.
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05-26-2009, 07:56 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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It had to be Ringo or Paul.
I'm betting Ringo. JC
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05-26-2009, 07:57 PM
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Elitist
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
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we talkin like june-bug size, cuz otherwise it'd be weaksauce
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05-26-2009, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Huntsville, AL
Moto: 2008 Black/Grey Hayabusa
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05-26-2009, 08:00 PM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco
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 Reminds me of the time I woke up in the middle of the night, thinking the cat was messing with me with his claws on my bare back. Reached around, grabbed what turned out to be a scorpion, and tossed that thing right across the room.
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05-26-2009, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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