Friends vs Bikers

Gas Man · 11-15-2008, 06:42 AM

Friends vs Biker Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.

BobTheBiker · 11-15-2008, 10:45 AM

I like those, they're so very true. did you come up with those or find em somewhere?

Mr Lefty · 11-15-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

I like those, they're so very true. did you come up with those or find em somewhere?

these are pretty old... and I've seen them in other forms too... like military friends... ect... I think Rae posted this on the old forum...

still pretty good though

marko138 · 11-15-2008, 11:48 AM

Truth.

Sixxxxer · 11-15-2008, 11:52 AM

Yeah you sould switch Bike to Anything Really...But It is Kickass and So true.

'73 H1 Triple · 11-15-2008, 12:21 PM

Friends will bail you out of jail.

Biker friends will say, holy shit that was fun. Let's do it again but not get busted

Particle Man · 11-15-2008, 12:33 PM

very well said

OneSickPsycho · 11-15-2008, 09:02 PM

If any of you fucks tries to hug and kiss me you'll get a knee to the yarbles... double time.

Exceptions will be made for those of you with vaginers.

OneSickPsycho · 11-15-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

Friends will bail you out of jail.

Biker friends will say, holy shit that was fun. Let's do it again but not get busted

Shouldn't it be:

Friends will bail you out of jail...

Biker friends will be locked up with you...

DIMford · 11-15-2008, 10:18 PM

I like...

11-15-2008, 06:42 AM	#1
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Friends vs Bikers Friends vs Biker Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

11-15-2008, 11:52 AM	#5
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Yeah you sould switch Bike to Anything Really...But It is Kickass and So true. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

11-15-2008, 12:33 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	very well said __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

11-15-2008, 10:18 PM	#10
DIMford Nothing beats the RWB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Norfolk, Va Moto: 07 Honda Interceptor Posts: 305	I like... __________________ The Road is a beautiful but dangerous mistress. She'll taunt and tease you with wonderful curves and glorious heights till you lose all control. Then leave you broken and bleeding to tease the next man.

11-15-2008, 10:45 AM	#2
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	I like those, they're so very true. did you come up with those or find em somewhere?

11-15-2008, 12:21 PM	#6
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	Friends will bail you out of jail. Biker friends will say, holy shit that was fun. Let's do it again but not get busted

11-15-2008, 09:02 PM	#8
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	If any of you fucks tries to hug and kiss me you'll get a knee to the yarbles... double time. Exceptions will be made for those of you with vaginers.