at least she dies happy

derf · 07-13-2010, 08:21 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._to_death.html

A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.

Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.

A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.

Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz0tbjTYAyd

Rangerscott · 07-13-2010, 08:23 PM

The kid's dad was all like, "Yes! I didn't have to kill her to keep her quit."

LeeNetworX · 07-13-2010, 08:23 PM

Not what I was expecting her to look like. Not bad.

defector · 07-13-2010, 08:55 PM

BS-the cat killed her and was just waiting to eat her eyes.
Either way it was death by pussy.

z06boy · 07-14-2010, 10:44 AM

Kaneman · 07-14-2010, 12:14 PM

That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've.

Dave · 07-14-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've.

Thank god it was a solo session, could you imagine the trauma if it had happened with a partner?

Dave · 07-15-2010, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy

LeeNetworX · 07-15-2010, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Too lazy to rename your /b/ downloads?

derf · 07-15-2010, 01:51 PM

Image geting to tell your boys that you screwed her to death

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	at least she dies happy http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._to_death.html A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said. Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail. A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported. Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz0tbjTYAyd __________________

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Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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