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Old 03-10-2011, 10:07 AM   #1
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Default lets play, 'what did the TSA miss in OSP's luggage?'

As I'm watching an elderly man literally taken to 2nd, possibly 3rd base by a TSA agent who couldn't possibly be more than 20 years old... I again thought about the 3" pocket knife keychain and 10oz gel that's in my carry-on. No worries though, face up in the front pocket of my bag as it was on my way out of town... Completely undetected.

Dunno about you, but I feel safer.
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Old 03-10-2011, 10:23 AM   #2
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Yup.

Awesome.

My husband has the credit card folding pocket knife that was posted in another thread. It's in his wallet - which was put in a bin of it's own. He noticed it when we were in our hotel...
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Old 03-10-2011, 10:23 AM   #3
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Ever been frisked entering a sports arena? I could walk into the Georgia Dome for a Falcons game with a Sidewinder missile strapped to my back...
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Old 03-10-2011, 10:27 AM   #4
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Ever been frisked entering a sports arena? I could walk into the Georgia Dome for a Falcons game with a Sidewinder missile strapped to my back...
I've carried two beers, one in each hand, into Beaver Stadium at Penn State. A very observant crew they have.
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Old 03-10-2011, 10:25 AM   #5
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I don't know what you've done to ONSSP but the majority of people wouldn't want to feel you up... they probably made a careful decision...

detect knife=body cavity search on this psycho

over look it= feel up 80 year olds...

they probably made the right decision



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Old 03-10-2011, 10:33 AM   #6
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Location - Dallas International Airport, international terminal security checkpoint

Who - Me, my wife and at the time 14 year old daughter

Offense - my wife walked through the metal detector with her ticket and my daughters ticket

Punishment - my wife and underage daughter both got to stand in the nudie pic machine while some $8.50/hr partially retarded black lady yells at them for "not listening"

Result - me on a beach in playa del carma mexico for a week RAGING. I haven't flown since. The TSA and those who continue to grant them even more power to abuse can all rot in hell. The TSA is NOT an American institution...and we're letting it happen.
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:35 AM   #7
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Offense - my wife walked through the metal detector with her ticket and my daughters ticket.
Once the TSA has checked your ID to ticket at the line, it is no longer required to show unless you are chosen for solo inspection. You do not need to show it to anyone at the detector. Her holding your daughter's ticket isn't an offense.

They just wanted to see their boooooobies...
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:36 AM   #8
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They just wanted to see their boooooobies...


That's GHEY!
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Old 03-10-2011, 02:17 PM   #9
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That's GHEY!
Spelling Gay, Ghey, is gay
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They just wanted to see their boooooobies...
I know, right?!

Fucking bastards
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