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Old 03-18-2011, 08:10 PM   #1
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Default (co-worker) So who rides the Vespa?

The new machinist Karl pointed out to the parking lot and asked "Who rides the Vespa?" ( it's actually a Yahama Zuma )

I said it's the truck driver Gary's scooter.

Karl: No F***ing way HTF does it haul his fat ass around? ( Gary weighs an easy 270 lbs, I feel sorry for his 50cc scooter )


I've been laughing all day thinking about this.
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Old 03-19-2011, 01:05 AM   #2
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pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!
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Old 03-19-2011, 12:24 PM   #3
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pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!
I'll see what I can do. If I'm lucky, I can get his " two feet sticking out" while stopping technique.
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Old 03-19-2011, 12:37 PM   #4
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I'll see what I can do. If I'm lucky, I can get his " two feet sticking out" while stopping technique.


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Old 03-19-2011, 12:56 PM   #5
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If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:15 PM   #6
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If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.
Here, if you get a dui, you cant drive any motorized vehicle, period. ATV, dirtbike, scooter or otherwise.
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If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.
There's a dude around here that rides a lawn mower around for that reason...
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