"What was that; a speed bump?"

Papa_Complex · 04-01-2011, 08:31 AM

You've just got to love drunks. They're always good for an interesting start to the morning. Usually it's on a Monday though.

Last year the city gave the university permission to close down two streets, so that we could extend our pedestrian concourse. It's only a pilot programme, at the moment, so we couldn't put anything permanent up. As a result they put up some heavy planters, which could be moved out of the way in case police or fire had to get through.

So, this morning, this is what greets me just outside of the parking structure. The cleaners tell me that a car came through the planters, then the driver couldn't find his way out again. He just got out of his car and walked away. Whatever he did, he sure got some distance on that few hundred pound planter.

the chi · 04-01-2011, 09:03 AM

I assume since the idiot left his car they will be arresting and pressing charges of some sort?

Papa_Complex · 04-01-2011, 09:22 AM

One can only hope. Seems to be a fairly common tactic though; hit something and walk away so that you're charged with leaving the scene, instead of impaired operation.

Particle Man · 04-01-2011, 02:50 PM

He was... wait for it...

doing pot while driving.

racedoll · 04-01-2011, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

He was... wait for it...

doing pot while driving.

04-01-2011, 08:31 AM	#1
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	"What was that; a speed bump?" You've just got to love drunks. They're always good for an interesting start to the morning. Usually it's on a Monday though. Last year the city gave the university permission to close down two streets, so that we could extend our pedestrian concourse. It's only a pilot programme, at the moment, so we couldn't put anything permanent up. As a result they put up some heavy planters, which could be moved out of the way in case police or fire had to get through. So, this morning, this is what greets me just outside of the parking structure. The cleaners tell me that a car came through the planters, then the driver couldn't find his way out again. He just got out of his car and walked away. Whatever he did, he sure got some distance on that few hundred pound planter. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

04-01-2011, 09:22 AM	#3
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	One can only hope. Seems to be a fairly common tactic though; hit something and walk away so that you're charged with leaving the scene, instead of impaired operation. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

04-01-2011, 02:50 PM	#4
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	He was... wait for it... doing pot while driving. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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