Storm Preparedness

Avatard · 08-28-2011, 04:56 PM

Since I'm the kinda guy that keeps bottled water, extra flashlights, batteries, and a well stocked pantry...and keeps a generator and cans of gas handy...I found that I really had no reason at all to leave the house to go get anything for actual storm preparation...then it hit me.

I was out of bacon.

How could I have let this happen?

There was a state of emergency declared, and I had less than two hours left before cars would be ordered off the roads.

I had bacon bits, but in an emergency situation, I prefer a fuller pork belly coverage of my bacon needs.

Clearly, I had to act.

So, the search was on. It soon became obvious that others were stockpiling bacon, and had anticipated this need before me. Dammit. I had slacked on such an important matter. Fuck.

The Hess was out of it, the Wawa was picked clean...and then, I suddenly remembered the CVS. Who buys bacon at a fucking drugstore? I know they usually have it, but really....? So, I promptly assumed that of all places, if there was a slab yet to be had...I'd probably find it there.

So; a mad dash to the CVS was on...and as I dodged frantic last-minute shoppers streaming out of the CVS, I slithered in, closely hugging the leftmost side refrigerated aisle, as I targeted the fridge case most likely to contain the precious porkfat...and BINGO! One rather fatty slab of smoked goodness remained, and I quickly swooped in to make it mine.

There are important things to plan for in a storm.

Never again will I risk this potential crisis.

From now on, I stock more fucking bacon in the freezer...

A serious storm situation narrowly averted...

Corey · 08-28-2011, 05:12 PM

I commend your priorities and quick thinking. Others would have suffered for their lack of determination.

LeeNetworX · 08-28-2011, 09:43 PM

Good man for being prepared; even considering your oversight on the bacon.

tommymac · 08-29-2011, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Good man for being prepared; even considering your oversight on the bacon.

There should never be an oversight when it comes to bacon

08-28-2011, 04:56 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Storm Preparedness Since I'm the kinda guy that keeps bottled water, extra flashlights, batteries, and a well stocked pantry...and keeps a generator and cans of gas handy...I found that I really had no reason at all to leave the house to go get anything for actual storm preparation...then it hit me. I was out of bacon. How could I have let this happen? There was a state of emergency declared, and I had less than two hours left before cars would be ordered off the roads. I had bacon bits, but in an emergency situation, I prefer a fuller pork belly coverage of my bacon needs. Clearly, I had to act. So, the search was on. It soon became obvious that others were stockpiling bacon, and had anticipated this need before me. Dammit. I had slacked on such an important matter. Fuck. The Hess was out of it, the Wawa was picked clean...and then, I suddenly remembered the CVS. Who buys bacon at a fucking drugstore? I know they usually have it, but really....? So, I promptly assumed that of all places, if there was a slab yet to be had...I'd probably find it there. So; a mad dash to the CVS was on...and as I dodged frantic last-minute shoppers streaming out of the CVS, I slithered in, closely hugging the leftmost side refrigerated aisle, as I targeted the fridge case most likely to contain the precious porkfat...and BINGO! One rather fatty slab of smoked goodness remained, and I quickly swooped in to make it mine. There are important things to plan for in a storm. *Never* again will I risk this potential crisis. From now on, I stock more fucking bacon in the freezer... A serious storm situation narrowly averted... __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 08-28-2011 at 06:49 PM..

08-28-2011, 05:12 PM	#2
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	I commend your priorities and quick thinking. Others would have suffered for their lack of determination. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

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08-28-2011, 09:43 PM	#3
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Good man for being prepared; even considering your oversight on the bacon.