Smile! (not)

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 03:08 PM

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/18226101/detail.html

No smiling, Indiana people.

fatbuckRTO · 12-08-2008, 03:12 PM

I don't have a problem not smiling any time I'm dealing with the DMV.

Amorok · 12-08-2008, 03:20 PM

That's why all of my pictures make me look like a mass murderer. After dealing with the MPF/DMV/Department of Licensing when picture time rolls around I actually am thinking about killing lots of people, they drive me to it. Thus the scary DL photo. I think the cops understand too.

unknownroad · 12-08-2008, 04:50 PM

Yeah, I always look pissed-off in DL photos too.

Now I'd have to make some other kind of face to give the software trouble, like a big Beaker frown or something.

Avatard · 12-08-2008, 05:29 PM

Just do as I do:

Always have a friend drive you to DMV to take your license picture, and get as drunk/high as possible beforehand. This way, if you are ever pulled over DUI, you will look "normal".

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Just do as I do:

Always have a friend drive you to DMV to take your license picture, and get as drunk/high as possible beforehand. This way, if you are ever pulled over DUI, you will look "normal".

OneSickPsycho · 12-08-2008, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Just do as I do:

Always have a friend drive you to DMV to take your license picture, and get as drunk/high as possible beforehand. This way, if you are ever pulled over DUI, you will look "normal".

Used to do that actually...

The crazy ghetto chick working at the BMV the last time I got my license made me laugh like a retard so I look like a total jackass in my DL photo.

Papa_Complex · 12-09-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok

That's why all of my pictures make me look like a mass murderer. After dealing with the MPF/DMV/Department of Licensing when picture time rolls around I actually am thinking about killing lots of people, they drive me to it. Thus the scary DL photo. I think the cops understand too.

That doesn't make you smile? After dealing with the functionaries at MOT the very thought of running through the place with a machete in hand puts a shit eating grin on my face.

LeeNetworX · 12-09-2008, 11:43 AM

I look like a serial killer in my passport photo. The retard at the MBE that took my picture kept fucking it up, so I must have wasted 30 mins on shot after shot after shot and I was on a break from work and had to get back ASAP.

12-08-2008, 03:08 PM	#1
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Smile! (not) http://www.theindychannel.com/news/18226101/detail.html No smiling, Indiana people. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-08-2008, 03:12 PM	#2
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	I don't have a problem not smiling any time I'm dealing with the DMV. __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

12-08-2008, 03:20 PM	#3
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	That's why all of my pictures make me look like a mass murderer. After dealing with the MPF/DMV/Department of Licensing when picture time rolls around I actually am thinking about killing lots of people, they drive me to it. Thus the scary DL photo. I think the cops understand too. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-08-2008, 05:29 PM	#5
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Just do as I do: Always have a friend drive you to DMV to take your license picture, and get as drunk/high as possible beforehand. This way, if you are ever pulled over DUI, you will look "normal". __________________ Insert free thought here.

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12-08-2008, 04:50 PM	#4
unknownroad Guys... where are we? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs. Posts: 784	Yeah, I always look pissed-off in DL photos too. Now I'd have to make some other kind of face to give the software trouble, like a big Beaker frown or something.

12-09-2008, 11:43 AM	#9
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I look like a serial killer in my passport photo. The retard at the MBE that took my picture kept fucking it up, so I must have wasted 30 mins on shot after shot after shot and I was on a break from work and had to get back ASAP.