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01-15-2009, 02:28 PM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Maybe I should sell my re-virginity?
Yesterday I was laid off.
 How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.  I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room. Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?  Obviously I gave them all truthful information. 
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01-15-2009, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
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I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.
I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.
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01-15-2009, 04:21 PM
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WERA Yellow Plate
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Location: Charleston, SC
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01-15-2009, 04:24 PM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
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Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...
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01-15-2009, 04:38 PM
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
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01-15-2009, 04:44 PM
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SFL Expatriate #2
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Raleigh, NC
Moto: CBR1000
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Good luck in the job search, Kel!
Don't worry about the background check discrepancy. It's probably a company you worked for that has since changed names or a misspelling of a previous address. Most times it's something trivial and I think the agencies flag them just so it looks like they're a value-add for the companies that pay them. |
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01-15-2009, 04:48 PM
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01-15-2009, 05:12 PM
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Location: Florida
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01-15-2009, 05:19 PM
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White Trash Hero
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Location: NW Arkansas
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01-15-2009, 04:26 PM
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SMELL MY LEVER
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Location: Texas
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