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Old 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM   #1
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM   #2
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(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)


Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:44 PM   #3
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She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:45 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:46 PM   #5
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:10 PM   #6
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so what? fuck the teacher let her think whatever she wants lol
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #7
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:14 PM   #8
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Proof how things can be easily misconstrued.
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:34 PM   #10
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Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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