4500 dollar necklace

tommymac · 04-05-2009, 04:21 PM

Another fun night in the er last night. started out kinda busy and had some intresting cases. Also ha d adecent medical student with me so that helped, and aside from writing up one shitbag nurse all was looking good untill about 5am.

Were prety much cleaned up and I am teaching the student some stuff about ekg's when a security guyard comes in and says someones outside and they got stabbed. guy had 2 small cuts, one on his lip and one under the nose, then a friend comes in with a stab wound to the ear. All minor stuff, then the tough guy of the group who has a nice wound on his leg doesnt want to be seen says he needs some peroxide. Fine whatever my legs not cut open.

So I find out that a brawl broke out at a club down the road (thats nothing new) and the first guy had a 4500 dollar chain stolen from him. bareley talks to hospital police and wont talk to NYPD, so obviously this guys a real winner. Even told him he was an asshole fo rfirst paying 4 grand for some jewelery and second for wearing it to a club in the shittiest part of brooklyn.

Guy passed out while we were fixing his face, I told our tech we should steal his watch, it was some bling gaudy looking thing and the fool prolly paid a lot of money for that too

My student got a kick out of the good guy bad guy speech. I asked him if these guys were good guys or bad guys, he said good guys. I told him hes wrong, a good guy would have had some major nerve damage or an artery cut and had all sorts of complications. A bad guy gets some glue on his face and walks out of the hospital

Tom

Tsunami · 04-05-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

My student got a kick out of the good guy bad guy speech. I asked him if these guys were good guys or bad guys, he said good guys. I told him hes wrong, a good guy would have had some major nerve damage or an artery cut and had all sorts of complications. A bad guy gets some glue on his face and walks out of the hospital

Tom

The tommy finishing school for med students.

rogue · 04-05-2009, 04:34 PM

Tommy, you're awesome.

njchopper87 · 04-05-2009, 05:40 PM

Your stories are always worth the read.

rogue · 04-05-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by njchopper87

Your stories are always worth the read.

I keep telling him he needs to start a blog.

Dragonpaco · 04-05-2009, 05:52 PM

i thought this was gonna be about a hooker that charged $4500 for a pearl neckalce and the dude stabbed her

Amorok · 04-07-2009, 06:33 PM

Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on the ass insertion. It might be the greatest thing ever, I'll never know. And if I go to the ER it's for something serious, not to waste time.

t-homo · 04-07-2009, 07:06 PM

This thread is hilarious.

Amorok · 04-08-2009, 08:05 AM

As soon as stuff starts going in asses you express enthusiasm over the thread? Fuckin suspect, man.

04-05-2009, 04:21 PM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	4500 dollar necklace Another fun night in the er last night. started out kinda busy and had some intresting cases. Also ha d adecent medical student with me so that helped, and aside from writing up one shitbag nurse all was looking good untill about 5am. Were prety much cleaned up and I am teaching the student some stuff about ekg's when a security guyard comes in and says someones outside and they got stabbed. guy had 2 small cuts, one on his lip and one under the nose, then a friend comes in with a stab wound to the ear. All minor stuff, then the tough guy of the group who has a nice wound on his leg doesnt want to be seen says he needs some peroxide. Fine whatever my legs not cut open. So I find out that a brawl broke out at a club down the road (thats nothing new) and the first guy had a 4500 dollar chain stolen from him. bareley talks to hospital police and wont talk to NYPD, so obviously this guys a real winner. Even told him he was an asshole fo rfirst paying 4 grand for some jewelery and second for wearing it to a club in the shittiest part of brooklyn. Guy passed out while we were fixing his face, I told our tech we should steal his watch, it was some bling gaudy looking thing and the fool prolly paid a lot of money for that too My student got a kick out of the good guy bad guy speech. I asked him if these guys were good guys or bad guys, he said good guys. I told him hes wrong, a good guy would have had some major nerve damage or an artery cut and had all sorts of complications. A bad guy gets some glue on his face and walks out of the hospital Tom

04-08-2009, 08:05 AM	#9
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	As soon as stuff starts going in asses you express enthusiasm over the thread? Fuckin suspect, man. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

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04-07-2009, 06:33 PM	#7
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on the ass insertion. It might be the greatest thing ever, I'll never know. And if I go to the ER it's for something serious, not to waste time.

04-07-2009, 07:06 PM	#8
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	This thread is hilarious.