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04-24-2009, 01:42 PM
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How appropriate...
I'm on hold with the IRS.
They have a question about the legitimacy of claiming tequila as a business expense, (seemed reasonable to me...  )So, after pressing 1 for English (there's no Portuguese option) and entering my Tax Payer ID #, they cranked up the "on hold" music. What's playing? A little mid-seventies Elton John perhaps? No. It's the Nutcracker Suite. Cute. Assholes. JC
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04-24-2009, 01:45 PM
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Next will come the waterboarding
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04-24-2009, 01:56 PM
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bwahahahaha...just hold your breath when they start with the water...
Tequila IS a business expense, so long as you were engaged in business at the time of consumption! 
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04-24-2009, 02:00 PM
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OH snap... Go Rae with the reasons!
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04-24-2009, 02:02 PM
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Soul Man
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JC
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04-24-2009, 02:04 PM
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I was at BWW's with an attorney friend of mine for a Monday Night Football game. We asked him about a case he was working on. He picked up the entire tab for the evening because we were "talking business". So I can see how Tequila can be a legitimate expense as long and you were talking work at the time.
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04-24-2009, 02:10 PM
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My parents once put an entire vacation as a business expense since it was with another couple they worked with. Got away with it free and clear.
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04-24-2009, 02:01 PM
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Soul Man
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I can't do this shit sober, it makes my head hurt. JC
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04-24-2009, 02:03 PM
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 TRULY!! A "working" lunch/dinner outing, treating the employees and discussing work, it totally counts!!
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04-24-2009, 02:02 PM
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its 20 mins later!!
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