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08-06-2009, 01:35 AM | #1 |
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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Sex Day
I'm Brazilian. Brazilians have a day for everything.
Here, there's Mother's Day, Father's Day...hell, there's even Secretary's Day...but nowhere near as many "Days" as there are in Brazil (for instance, there's a Children's Day). Well, tomorrow (August 6) is Sex Day. I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...but then again, come to think of it, I already celebrated on Wednesday. Well, a little extra celebration never hurt...
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08-06-2009, 02:49 AM | #2 |
too much time on my hands
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fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.
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08-06-2009, 04:13 AM | #3 |
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08-06-2009, 05:19 AM | #4 |
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Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.
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08-06-2009, 07:18 AM | #5 |
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Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day.
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08-06-2009, 07:43 AM | #6 |
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That was my joke... I just said I hadn't taken yoga to give to myself.
Ooooh, you meant... yeah.. no.
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08-06-2009, 07:26 AM | #7 |
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Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.
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08-06-2009, 08:21 AM | #8 |
sergeant hatred
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His hot wife is his avatar picture.
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08-06-2009, 10:40 AM | #9 |
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sure its not
i mean, he does talk about em all the time and its legal in jersey
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08-06-2009, 02:39 PM | #10 |
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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Not married...GF. Even though we've been together for ten months, I don't have a decent pic together. Besides, I won't post my mug on here (I like to keep y'all guessing), and my friends on here already have seen her pic on my Myspace page.
She's only half Brazilian, and half Italian...so I'll have to hit it twice.
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