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Old 07-13-2010, 08:21 PM   #1
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._to_death.html

A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.

Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.

A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.

Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.



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Old 07-13-2010, 08:23 PM   #2
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The kid's dad was all like, "Yes! I didn't have to kill her to keep her quit."
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:23 PM   #3
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Not what I was expecting her to look like. Not bad.

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Old 07-13-2010, 08:55 PM   #4
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BS-the cat killed her and was just waiting to eat her eyes.
Either way it was death by pussy.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:44 AM   #5
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:14 PM   #6
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That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've.
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That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've.
Thank god it was a solo session, could you imagine the trauma if it had happened with a partner?
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Old 07-15-2010, 01:51 PM   #10
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Image geting to tell your boys that you screwed her to death
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