Attention Drivers

LeeNetworX · 02-25-2010, 12:16 PM

If you regularly do any of the following while driving you are an unsafe driver and an inconsiderate fuck and the world would be a better place without you. Fuck you.

1. Don't use a turn signal to communicate to other drivers your intended direction of travel.
2. Talk on your cell phone while driving with one hand.
3. Stare in your rear-view mirror and apply makeup.

Cutty72 · 02-25-2010, 12:28 PM

4. drive considerably slower than the posted speed limit during good driving conditions
5. speed up while other drivers try to pass, and then slow down again when they are behind you.
6. cut in front of other vehicles when you turn, especially when there are no other vehicles for miles

lauralynne · 02-25-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

4. drive considerably slower than the posted speed limit during good driving conditions
5. speed up while other drivers try to pass, and then slow down again when they are behind you.
6. cut in front of other vehicles when you turn, especially when there are no other vehicles for miles

SOP for ALL Seattle drivers. Left lane squatters with "this lane BELONGS" to me attitudes...until 100ft before their exit....3 lane swoop, no mirror checks...ya, that's how THEY roll...

Kaneman · 02-25-2010, 12:53 PM

7. Drive Drunk. (It's the new #1)

MILK · 02-25-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

4. drive considerably slower than the posted speed limit during good driving conditions
5. speed up while other drivers try to pass, and then slow down again when they are behind you.
6. cut in front of other vehicles when you turn, especially when there are no other vehicles for miles

#5 What is this about anyway? Happens to me daily. I ride with my cruise control on. Why DO people speed up as you are trying to pass them??

marko138 · 02-25-2010, 01:24 PM

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#5 What is this about anyway? Happens to me daily. I ride with my cruise control on. Why DO people speed up as you are trying to pass them??

It's about being an asshole. Thats what they are doing. Plain and simple.

CasterTroy · 02-25-2010, 01:48 PM

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It's about being an asshole. Thats what they are doing. Plain and simple.

Yep...can't stand to be one-upped....generally everything in life is a competition to them as well. Often accompanies Napoleon/entitlement complex

MILK · 02-25-2010, 03:58 PM

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Yep...can't stand to be one-upped....generally everything in life is a competition to them as well. Often accompanies Napoleon/entitlement complex

Do you think that about ALL of them though? I have a 100 mile a day commute, all highway. I do think many are just being jerks but I also think that most people are SHEEP. I think some don't even realize they are speeding up.

After driving 500 miles a week for 13 years on the exact same route it seems like some drivers operate more like a flock of birds. They just travel at whatever speed the other drivers are going, they don't think for themselves.

Kelly didn't you say this word? Sheple?

CrazyKell · 02-25-2010, 12:58 PM

#8 Drive well below the posted speed limit in adverse conditions because you can't drive in the snow!

Cutty72 · 02-25-2010, 01:01 PM

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#8 Drive well below the posted speed limit in adverse conditions because you can't drive in the snow!

I can actually deal with this, if the conditions are poor. I would rather have them drive slow and be ok than drive too fast and get in a wreck with me or someone else.

02-25-2010, 12:53 PM	#4
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	7. Drive Drunk. (It's the new #1) __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

02-25-2010, 12:16 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Attention Drivers If you regularly do any of the following while driving you are an unsafe driver and an inconsiderate fuck and the world would be a better place without you. Fuck you. 1. Don't use a turn signal to communicate to other drivers your intended direction of travel. 2. Talk on your cell phone while driving with one hand. 3. Stare in your rear-view mirror and apply makeup.

02-25-2010, 12:58 PM	#9
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	#8 Drive well below the posted speed limit in adverse conditions because you can't drive in the snow!