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Old 06-06-2010, 07:22 PM   #1
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Default HALP i found a baby bird in my garage

He can barely move, but doesnt seem like he's suffered any trauma. i cant really put him back where i found him cause i found him under my motorcycle. im pretty sure that is not his home.

What do i do to give this little guy a fighting chance, i dont want to jet let him go outside a cat will get his little ass.

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Old 06-06-2010, 07:29 PM   #2
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Awww! Google him to find out what he is, his diet, and see if there is a wildlife refuge nearby you can take him to tomorrow. Make him a Lil nest in a box so he stays warm and make sure to keep your hands clean (birds carry parasites).
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:32 PM   #3
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:39 PM   #4
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I'd tell you what to do with a bird, but you wouldn't like it.
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:43 PM   #5
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I'd tell you what to do with a bird, but you wouldn't like it.
not even sure where you're going with this...


Yea im sitting here eating all the parasites off him and chewing up worms to spit in his mouth, think that'll work?
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:45 PM   #6
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Zoomie's a bird magnet. Seriously. They fly at her.
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:48 PM   #7
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im going to give the bird some liquor and see if that helps.
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:47 PM   #8
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It is evil. Keeeeel eeeeeet!
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:04 PM   #9
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Olive oil
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:47 PM   #10
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I once accidentally killed a baby bird in my garage. I bawled my eyes out.

Actually, I didn't kill it. I injured it enough to where my husband had to kill it out of mercy. It was horrible.

I'd do what...Rachel(wtf?) said and find a wildlife rescue nearby.
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