red vs blue <----awesome

dReWpY · 10-25-2010, 03:53 PM

anyone else watch red vs blue? I just went through some lists of quotes and was laughing out loud in out student union, my students think im nuts...

Pvt. Dick Simmons: The other Freelancers never gave orders, they just offered to trade favors.
Agent Washington: Okay, then let's bargain. What do you want?
Sgt. Dexter Grif: [conferencing] Three words guys:...
Sarge: New base...
Sgt. Dexter Grif: ...gold-plated vagina.
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Shut up.
Sarge: Lasers.
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Always with that.
Sgt. Dexter Grif: Nudie mags.
Sarge: Robots and lasers. Lasers, and robots.
Sgt. Dexter Grif: Milkshake.
Sarge: All right, we talked about it, and we figured out what we want.
Agent Washington: All right, let's have it.
Sarge: We want you to demote Grif.
Agent Washington: Done.
Pvt. Dexter Grif: *What?*
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Another wasted opportunity.
Agent Washington: Congratulations. You are now *Private* Grif again.
Sarge: Got anything lower?
Agent Washington: Private, *Junior* Grif?
Sarge: I was thinkin' something with an insulting adjective, or... maybe a demeaning adverb...
Agent Washington: How about Minor *Junior* Private Grif, negative first class?
Sarge: Heh heh, I like the way you think.
Mnr. Jr. Pvt. Dexter Grif, -1st Class: You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me, right?
Sarge: Hey, if we do get killed at least we'll go out on a high note. Well, everybody but you. That's to be expected; you haven't had a high note in five years! Why break the goddamn streak?

Trip · 10-25-2010, 03:59 PM

I haven't watched it in awhile, not since Halo 2.

dReWpY · 10-25-2010, 04:11 PM

same here, i pretty much saw blood gulch and the second one, and i nostalgia, i lost

Razor · 10-26-2010, 04:52 AM

I own the first four seasons and we would watch them on deployments over and over again. That series is just full of quotes and is well worth watching over and over again. The one I always remember is when Doc showed up and Tucker was questioning him about joinin the Blue side.

Church: We need you to assist and help us kill all the Reds
Doc: Well even if my orders didnt prohibit it, I joined the Army as a consciencious objecter
Tucker: A consci... What?
Doc: I'm a pacifist
Caboose: You're a thing a baby sucks on?
Tucker: No dude, thats a pedophile
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier
Tucker: Oh yeah, right... I was totally thinking about something else
Church: Thats real classy Tucker

Check out the Zombie Plan on youtube, had me cracking up...

Trip · 11-13-2010, 01:07 AM

God damn, I forgot how awesome this webisode was, I am up to season 7. I only watched the first 5 seasons originally and then forgot to keep up with the new ones after 5. This shit is hilarious. Season 6 and 7 were pretty bad ass and funny. Season 8 is the last one they are up to, gonna watch that tomorrow. Demonoid ftw.

DIMford · 11-13-2010, 02:44 AM

I love Red vs. Blue. I watched about 6 seasons but I haven't watched the latest one. I should get those on DVD to share on a deployment.

Doc: What's your zombie plan?

Trip · 11-13-2010, 11:58 PM

Just finished watching the last season, the show got surprisingly deep for a hilarious video game internet show. The storyline was really good.

Adeptus_Minor · 11-27-2010, 03:13 AM

You know what lights my fire? ....Fiiiiiiiiiire

10-26-2010, 04:52 AM	#4
Razor Token Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: My House Moto: '07 Kawasaki Mean Streak Special Edition Posts: 109	I own the first four seasons and we would watch them on deployments over and over again. That series is just full of quotes and is well worth watching over and over again. The one I always remember is when Doc showed up and Tucker was questioning him about joinin the Blue side. Church: We need you to assist and help us kill all the Reds Doc: Well even if my orders didnt prohibit it, I joined the Army as a consciencious objecter Tucker: A consci... What? Doc: I'm a pacifist Caboose: You're a thing a baby sucks on? Tucker: No dude, thats a pedophile Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier Tucker: Oh yeah, right... I was totally thinking about something else Church: Thats real classy Tucker Check out the Zombie Plan on youtube, had me cracking up... __________________ Power Corrupts, Absolute Power... is pretty damn neat

11-13-2010, 02:44 AM	#6
DIMford Nothing beats the RWB Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Norfolk, Va Moto: 07 Honda Interceptor Posts: 305	I love Red vs. Blue. I watched about 6 seasons but I haven't watched the latest one. I should get those on DVD to share on a deployment. Doc: What's your zombie plan? __________________ The Road is a beautiful but dangerous mistress. She'll taunt and tease you with wonderful curves and glorious heights till you lose all control. Then leave you broken and bleeding to tease the next man.

11-27-2010, 03:13 AM	#8
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	You know what lights my fire? ....Fiiiiiiiiiire __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

10-25-2010, 03:59 PM	#2
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I haven't watched it in awhile, not since Halo 2.