I think I put the fear of god in him

[derf]

So for christmas my daughter gets a phone as her big gift. She uses it, but mainly for text messages and to call us to let us know where she is.

So last week she starts getting texts from some guy talking about getting in on the betting pool for football, and that she needs to get in on this now.

So this morning I was snooping through her texts and see that she got 20 texts from him over the last week. So I call him back this morning to inform him that the number is for a 10 year old girl. Dude hangs up real quick, so I try to call him back, and no surprise, no answer. But he does send me a reply message that says "I apologize sir, I thought this was my friends old number".

I mean it was an honest mistake on his part, but the reaction was pretty funny.

[Uma]

Love it! Point for Derf!!

[tommymac]

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized

[derf]

Originally Posted by tommymac

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized

I can be a scrappy little fighter, bite his ankles and shit, throw pennies at him too

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by derf

throw pennies at him too

Is this how your people show off their wealth???

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by derf

I can be a scrappy little fighter, bite his ankles and shit, throw pennies at him too

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

[G-Rex]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

They keep little strings tied to them like a yo-yo.

[defector]

Originally Posted by derf

throw pennies at him too

But you leave yourself open when you run back over there to pick them back up.