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Old 11-18-2009, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default Things that REALLY fookin annoy you.

Ok. I'm in a pissy state. Just go off on things that annoy you that are non-road related. We already have a ton of those.


1. Lemons. Why the hell do they need to be in every drink that is served to me? I should have to ask to add it, not have it taken out. 7up was better without. Lemon scents do not smell good.

2. Vanilla scents. Vanilla + shit = vanilla shit swirl. DO NOT PUT VANILLA SCENTS IN BATHROOMS! The only good vanilla is by the scoop.

3. Write my order down. I dont care how good your memory is and its not degrading to write stuff down. I asked for ravioli & shrimp, not ravioli & sausage.

4. Yes my beard is red. I know that cause I'm the one wearing it.

5. No I dont have L4D2 yet.

6. He went to Jareds commercials are STUPID

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Old 11-18-2009, 11:25 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:34 PM   #3
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my co-worker who is taking 1.5 weeks vacation because supposedly she worked enough over time to deserve it. She claims to work 12+ hour days - but she gets there 2.5 hours after me and leaves at the same time as me and takes extended lunches. I fookin' hate that. (and she's a drama queen - there isn't a day that goes by that there's not some crisis in her life)
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:50 PM   #4
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:02 AM   #5
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1. Babies. I don't get it. Yeah, I was once a baby, but I kept my mouth shut. Babies need to STFU. Assholes.

2. People who complain when I throw stuff at their noisy babies. What did you think was going to happen? Baby making assholes.

3. Court appointed, anger management therapists. Fucking baby loving assholes.

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:14 AM   #6
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:16 AM   #7
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Forgot to mention Oklahoma, think it has to do with the self imposed mental block that it exists. Sorry if you are from OK but seriously, there is a reason we gave it to the Indians when we hated them...
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:49 AM   #8
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my computer. its old, its slow and I need a new motherboard/power supply to really make it any quicker. damn this having no money. asus makes a kickass motherboard capable of being the king of my neighborhood.
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:15 AM   #9
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If its living, inanimate, dead, wet, dry, mammal, reptile, bird, amphibian or anything resembling anything I've mentioned, then it annoys me.
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Killing a lot of my pet peeves by saying NOT traffic related, but....

Cell phones in theatres. You aren't a frikkin' Member of Parliament. The country isn't going to grind to a halt if you can't access Twitter or Facebook for 2 hours.

People who congregate around choke points (doorways, places where hallways narrow...) and gab to each other for an hour, while people are trying to go places.

People who ride an elevator that's going down, so that they can ride it up two floors higher than they started. People, you could SEE where you wanted to go from where you started. I've got a cart loaded with 5 computers and I'm not exactly going to be carrying them up the stairs, so make some space!
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