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Old 01-28-2011, 10:49 PM   #1
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Why Bacon Is A Gateway To Meat For Vegetarians

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011...or-vegetarians

Behold the fucking power of bacon, veggie bitches.
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Old 01-28-2011, 10:54 PM   #2
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Bacon is life.
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Old 01-28-2011, 11:43 PM   #3
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I usually dismiss vegetarians because they try and make their products taste like...........





meat.
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I wonder if cocktail wienies could cure lesbianism.

You know, start small and all that.

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I wonder if cocktail wienies could cure lesbianism.

You know, start small and all that.

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Unclean meat. Avoid it.
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Old 01-30-2011, 08:29 AM   #8
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Avoid bacon? What manner of witchcraft is this?!?

Someone make the bad man go away!!

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Unclean meat. Avoid it.
First butter and now bacon?! Fuck you you commie, pinko, HIPPY!!!!
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First butter and now bacon?! Fuck you you commie, pinko, HIPPY!!!!
Ya know when I was younger, the bacon was mostly meat and about 2inches wide and 8inches long. Now...the shit is all fat and processed with nitrides (not good for the heart).

http://www.time-to-run.com/nutrition/worstfoods.htm

The problem today is that foods aren't the same as was eaten in the 1970s. You have to look for cleaner foods nowadays.
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