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Old 01-21-2009, 12:07 AM   #1
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That michelle obama is going to be the presidents little whore tonight.

Im guessing he hears 'fuck me, Mr. President!' at least once tonight..
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:08 AM   #2
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Gross!!!
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:08 AM   #3
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and bidens hottie of a wife?
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:12 AM   #4
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Oh hells yes, but they are both busy doing the official thing until very late at night
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:13 AM   #5
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:16 AM   #6
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Um, ew.
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:17 AM   #7
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Hahahahahahaaa!!!

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Old 01-21-2009, 12:24 AM   #8
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i'm thinking..."harder Mr. President, harder!!"
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:15 AM   #9
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and bidens hottie of a wife?
She'll probably say "fuck me, Mr. President!" to Obama tonight too
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:31 AM   #10
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She'll probably say "fuck me, Mr. President!" to Obama tonight too
I was thinking, "Go ahead, press the big red button".

But that's just me.

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