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Old 07-07-2009, 03:58 AM   #1
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I dont think Ihave seen a single pt tonight that is under 300 pounds, frekin scary. fortunatley none of them are complaing about their cooters.

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Old 07-07-2009, 06:34 AM   #2
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scary isnt it? seems like overweight is becoming more and more the norm for our country. absolutely sickening to those of us who arent overweight.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:41 AM   #3
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So you keep a 2X4 in the corner just in case they want you to go muff diving for cooties? LOL
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:45 AM   #4
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So you keep a 2X4 in the corner just in case they want you to go muff diving for cooties? LOL
I don't think I'd describe Tommy as "obese" but he definitely isn't some little dude! That would be one very large pussy if it could swallow him up!!!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:28 AM   #5
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I don't think I'd describe Tommy as "obese" but he definitely isn't some little dude! That would be one very large pussy if it could swallow him up!!!
I am not fat I am big boned

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:33 AM   #6
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I don't understand people who let themselves get obese....I don't understand people who smoke either.

It's like suicide in slow motion.
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:15 PM   #7
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Then you must have a really big ass bone.

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Old 07-07-2009, 01:39 PM   #8
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I don't think I'd describe Tommy as "obese" but he definitely isn't some little dude! That would be one very large pussy if it could swallow him up!!!

Thanks a lot. I wasn't hungry for lunch anyway. LOL appetite is gone thinking of very large cooter.

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well now we know why they come running to you.
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:49 PM   #9
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I dont think Ihave seen a single pt tonight that is under 300 pounds, frekin scary. fortunatley none of them are complaing about their cooters.

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it's your fault. you have suction units and scapels. do some ghetto lipo and bill them as a valve repair
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:53 PM   #10
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I"ll mail you some rusty razorblades for the depressed fat ones. they can go behind the dumpster and be all sad and depressed while they cut themselves only to bleed out lard.
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