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Old 07-09-2009, 01:45 PM   #1
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Default Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07...ating-in-pool/

A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.


Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:57 PM   #2
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Time to stop jerking it in public pools before I have to start paying child support.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:09 PM   #3
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Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:13 PM   #4
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Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!


Seriously, how much denial is this mom in?

I just realized how close the word denial is to daniel....I don't know what that was necessary to add....I'm bored.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:16 PM   #5
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Reminds me of Seinfeld and the 'Tractor incident' episode...

Everyone thought she was like missing a leg or had a scar but the 'tractor incident was that she got Syphilis (sp) from riding a tractor seat in her bathing suit. That's what her B/F told her...doh!
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:31 PM   #6
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Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:28 PM   #7
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Rut Row.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:29 PM   #8
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Come on! Is this some kind of elaborate pollack joke?
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:41 PM   #9
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were i the hotel owner id ask for proof that the ''seal'' was still intact
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