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Old 12-23-2008, 11:21 AM   #11
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I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!
Well, we keep petitioning them to cut out Oklahoma and some of the Midwest, but they keep turning us down. Apparently the procedure is not covered by our insurance.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:22 AM   #12
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:27 AM   #13
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Sometimes I park in the fat people spaces, while fat people stare and make fat people faces.
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Well, we keep petitioning them to cut out Oklahoma and some of the Midwest, but they keep turning us down. Apparently the procedure is not covered by our insurance.
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So i was made to move my bike cause i parked in a handicapped space...No sign on that spot...there was another bike there when i arrived...seems the painted cripple on the asphalt was faded and covered with water and mud...couldn't see it...

Anywho...the BITCH who cried about it isn't even "handicapped"...she's a fat fucking cow that has a cripple sticker on her car...cause shes fat.... wtf..

Hey how about you park further out and walk off the five Mcbreakfast biscuits you inhaled down on the way to work you fucking fat heffer slob whore..
You should of pulled her stretchy pants down to her ankles and watched her struggle to pull them back up.
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You should of pulled her stretchy pants down to her cankles and watched her struggle to pull them back up.
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:40 PM   #17
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I usually don't park my bike in spaces.....I find somewhere else.

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!
Heh, that's the FIRST thing I noticed when I landed in O'Hare coming back from China. The first two 350+lb guys I saw waddling down the terminal caught me off-guard.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're disgusting. After only a week away, I was surprised by what I saw.
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:48 PM   #18
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Heh, that's the FIRST thing I noticed when I landed in O'Hare coming back from China. The first two 350+lb guys I saw waddling down the terminal caught me off-guard.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're disgusting. After only a week away, I was surprised by what I saw.
My head teacher at my school in England actually pulled me aside to have a conversation with me about America. He just couldn't believe how "rotund" they were in general. He was so shocked. And after having traveled quite a bit now I'm shocked by it too....and slightly disgusted!
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Quick fix.

Break your leg. . or sprain. . or W/E
Get a Handicap thing for 5 years

lol. . . .Them things are nice when it raining or REALLY cold outside. . . .
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Quick fix.

Break your leg. . or sprain. . or W/E
Get a Handicap thing for 5 years

lol. . . .Them things are nice when it raining or REALLY cold outside. . . .
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