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Old 12-30-2008, 01:25 PM   #31
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I love the way the media refers to these teenage guys as "victims"
I'm sure they'll be scarred for life
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:02 PM   #32
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Your first BJ CAN be traumatizing...
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:05 PM   #33
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yeah, but only if they don't know the old saying "if you use those teeth, you'll loose those teeth"
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:07 PM   #34
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Where do we get in line to get victimized
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:29 PM   #35
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I love the way the media refers to these teenage guys as "victims"
'specially with the lips on her... yowsa
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:48 PM   #36
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'specially with the lips on her... yowsa
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:11 PM   #37
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She looks better on MySpace.
The power of make-up is scary!
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:29 PM   #38
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i know i look slightly chinese before i put on makeup in the morning, but after, well, nt so much.
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Old 12-30-2008, 05:15 PM   #39
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Chinese? How bout Korean?

Of course I prefer elvish You got some pointy ears?
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:01 PM   #40
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That chick ain't bad looking, especially with the DSL lips.
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