Worst ticket you got on a bike? - Page 2

MikeSP1 · 02-21-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

ha!

I'd tell u my worst ticket... but 30 other people on this forum could tell u much better than myself.

i think i remember the story

OneSickPsycho · 02-21-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

ha!

I'd tell u my worst ticket... but 30 other people on this forum could tell u much better than myself.

Yeah, passing a cop over a double yellow at The Gap. Nice.

Mine was 79 in a 55... at least how he wrote it up... I was slowing down coming into a 35 zone which was still very rural... I'm sure I was going over 80 and I was well within the 35 zone, but the cop was cool as hell.

Smittie61984 · 02-21-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Yeah, passing a cop over a double yellow at The Gap. Nice.

I'm guessing it was an undercover???

OreoGaborio · 02-21-2009, 08:20 PM

Heh... 40 in a 25... The zone changed & I didn't slow down fast enough.

I never speed, I swear

dubbs · 02-21-2009, 08:56 PM

Just got one in GA when I was visiting.. I was riding in the mountains all day.. I was 10 mins away from my uncles house when I got popped for 91 in a 65.. He told me 4 more mph and he would been taking my ass to jail.. Also didnt have my proof of insurance with me, he gave me a warning for that.. I guess I got lucky..

speedylocksmith · 02-21-2009, 09:06 PM

have never been stopped on a bike

JoJoYZF · 02-22-2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I'm guessing it was an undercover???

Guess again

MikeSP1 · 02-22-2009, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I'm guessing it was an undercover???

If I remember the story correctly, the cop was clearly marked.

Mikey · 02-22-2009, 06:27 AM

Honestly? The only thing I've ever been ticketed for on a bike was 'Failure to Signal a Lane Change'. Get this, though- I was over a mile ahead of the cop (who chased me out of his jurisdiction), riding into the Arizona sunset, with mini short stalk blinkers.

In court, the cop testified that he couldn't remember what kind of motorcycle I was on, what color it was, which direction I was going, or where I was when he saw me, but he was confident that if I had used my blinker he would have seen it. The judge believed him and stuck me with the ticket. That was about five years ago.

I figured out a long time ago that it was easier to just obey the law and not have to worry about it.

Racerboy · 02-22-2009, 08:07 AM

In addition to the worst ticket, I got a series of tickets (total of 12) at one stop.

Cruising Central one night in Phoenix with my then g/f Shelly, I realized I had left my wallet at home so we were heading back there to get it.

We came to a red light and we were the first car stopped in the right lane. A M/C cop was sitting at the corner in a gas station and waived me into the station. He asked me for Lic/Reg/Ins.....none of which I had si he proceeded to run my info and write me 3 tickets. Big Mouth Shelly pipes in with, "What is this? The ticket going to get you a free ticket to Hawaii??"

LEO was not happy with her big frickin mouth so he then decides to fine-tooth-comb my little lowered Toyota P/U for any other infractions. Needless to say there were many, most of which were just B/S tickets but they were tickets nonetheless.

Head Lights Out of Adjustment - Beams must be 24" from center to ground
Tail Lights Out of Adjustment - Beams must be 18" to center from the ground
License Plate out of adjustment - Tag can be no closer than 12" to the ground
No Horn Button - I was missing the center cap of the steeringwheel so he assumed it did not work
Headlight Emitting a Red Appearance - I had tape striped them to match the color of the truck sso everything was Monochromatic Red
No Door Handles - Safety Issue - Shaved Bodywork
Vehicle Too Low to the ground - It would not go over a pack of cigarettes without dragging them.
When I tried raising the hydrolic bed up to get out of the taillight and tag ticket, he cited me for a visual obstruction of my rear view mirror since I was not equipped with a right hand door mirror.
Tail Lights Emitting a Blue Color - I had Blue Dots installed and he claimed Blue was for emergency vehicles only
Noise Ordinance - It was after 11pm and my stereo was heard more than 20 feet outside the vehicle.

So, Shelly then tells the cop, "Oh, this must be the ticket you write which allows your whole fucking family to go to Hawaii as well, huh?" I thought for sure we were going to jail.

Needless to say, all of them were fix-it tickets and I eventually got out of them all but it sure was an interesting night!

02-21-2009, 08:20 PM	#14
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02-21-2009, 08:56 PM	#15
dubbs Multistrada Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manorville, NY Posts: 652	Just got one in GA when I was visiting.. I was riding in the mountains all day.. I was 10 mins away from my uncles house when I got popped for 91 in a 65.. He told me 4 more mph and he would been taking my ass to jail.. Also didnt have my proof of insurance with me, he gave me a warning for that.. I guess I got lucky.. __________________ Sportbike - 2013 Ducati Multistrada S Touring - Red Luxury Car - 2013 Cadillac ATS 2.0 Turbo - Black Weekend Car - 2003 Honda S2000 - Black Daily Driver - 2011 Toyota Prius - Black Beater - 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid - Dust Colored

02-22-2009, 06:27 AM	#19
Mikey Raving Lunatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas Moto: Concours 14 ABS, ZX6E Posts: 902	Honestly? The only thing I've ever been ticketed for on a bike was 'Failure to Signal a Lane Change'. Get this, though- I was over a mile ahead of the cop (who chased me out of his jurisdiction), riding into the Arizona sunset, with mini short stalk blinkers. In court, the cop testified that he couldn't remember what kind of motorcycle I was on, what color it was, which direction I was going, or where I was when he saw me, but he was confident that if I had used my blinker he would have seen it. The judge believed him and stuck me with the ticket. That was about five years ago. I figured out a long time ago that it was easier to just obey the law and not have to worry about it. __________________ Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

02-22-2009, 08:07 AM	#20
Racerboy The Other White Meat Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Moto: 1997 Cadillac Seville SLS Posts: 608	In addition to the worst ticket, I got a series of tickets (total of 12) at one stop. Cruising Central one night in Phoenix with my then g/f Shelly, I realized I had left my wallet at home so we were heading back there to get it. We came to a red light and we were the first car stopped in the right lane. A M/C cop was sitting at the corner in a gas station and waived me into the station. He asked me for Lic/Reg/Ins.....none of which I had si he proceeded to run my info and write me 3 tickets. Big Mouth Shelly pipes in with, "What is this? The ticket going to get you a free ticket to Hawaii??" LEO was not happy with her big frickin mouth so he then decides to fine-tooth-comb my little lowered Toyota P/U for any other infractions. Needless to say there were many, most of which were just B/S tickets but they were tickets nonetheless. Head Lights Out of Adjustment - Beams must be 24" from center to ground Tail Lights Out of Adjustment - Beams must be 18" to center from the ground License Plate out of adjustment - Tag can be no closer than 12" to the ground No Horn Button - I was missing the center cap of the steeringwheel so he assumed it did not work Headlight Emitting a Red Appearance - I had tape striped them to match the color of the truck sso everything was Monochromatic Red No Door Handles - Safety Issue - Shaved Bodywork Vehicle Too Low to the ground - It would not go over a pack of cigarettes without dragging them. When I tried raising the hydrolic bed up to get out of the taillight and tag ticket, he cited me for a visual obstruction of my rear view mirror since I was not equipped with a right hand door mirror. Tail Lights Emitting a Blue Color - I had Blue Dots installed and he claimed Blue was for emergency vehicles only Noise Ordinance - It was after 11pm and my stereo was heard more than 20 feet outside the vehicle. So, Shelly then tells the cop, "Oh, this must be the ticket you write which allows your whole fucking family to go to Hawaii as well, huh?" I thought for sure we were going to jail. Needless to say, all of them were fix-it tickets and I eventually got out of them all but it sure was an interesting night! __________________ Have you ever wondered if the earth was a mental asylum for people rejected from a planet more sophisticated than ours... www.CheckeredFlagOils.com 954-975-BIKE (2453) 623-850-1OIL (1645)

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02-21-2009, 09:06 PM	#16
speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	have never been stopped on a bike