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Old 03-21-2008, 05:21 AM   #1
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Default I met a great woman at the bar...

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:10 AM   #2
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As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:17 AM   #3
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Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard.
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:38 AM   #4
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nice one tater.
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:24 AM   #6
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Id leave my teeth out for ya...
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:28 AM   #7
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:04 AM   #8
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Id leave my teeth out for ya...
Keep that shit to yourself.
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:42 AM   #9
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:17 PM   #10
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