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Old 07-26-2009, 09:04 PM   #1
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Default My farking dog

gave me a golden shower!

I was talking to the neighbour lady and felt warmth on my leg, so I look down, and the little fugger was walking away, and I could see the piss on my ankle.
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Old 07-26-2009, 09:06 PM   #2
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No way! Had it happen Friday!


I'm puppy sitting, came home off of the bike. The garbage was scattered througout the house, I pinned him on his back. And he pissed all over the sleeve of my jacket!
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Old 07-26-2009, 09:07 PM   #3
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Interesting. Is your dog the bulldog in your avatar?
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Old 07-26-2009, 09:25 PM   #4
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When I was a kid our dog pissed on the neighbour's leg. Funniest thing!
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Old 07-26-2009, 09:26 PM   #5
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That's bad....is it a male?

because that's the equivalent to flipping you the bird in dog speak... the dog is letting you know how much he respects your authority and that you aren't the alpha-dog.
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Old 07-26-2009, 10:36 PM   #6
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That's bad....is it a male?

because that's the equivalent to flipping you the bird in dog speak... the dog is letting you know how much he respects your authority and that you aren't the alpha-dog.

I know what it means, and he is going to learn that he is my bitch, not the other way around. I told the woman that I am going to piss on him.

The pic in my avitar is a boxer, and that pic was stolen from killboy. the pisser is a cocker spaniel.
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:27 AM   #7
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the pisser is a cocker spaniel.
That's cocker spaniels in general.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:55 AM   #8
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oh well now that we know it was a spaniel, I've never seen one that didn't piss on themselves or people around them. He meant nothing by it other he just can't control it.
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:31 AM   #9
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hahahahahahaha - Karl gets no respect
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cocker spaniels = pissers
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