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Old 11-13-2009, 07:58 PM   #51
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No its cool dude, two of my friends on Facebook are black.
Damn man. Why didn't you put that disclaimer in the first post? I was about to pop a cap in someones ass.

Pass the watermelon and carry on.

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:00 PM   #52
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You just hurt my feelings.
I dont have many friends.
I'm a very lonely person.
A person with feelings.
Feelings you just hurt.

Thats ok though.
Nothing a little hot cocoa couldn't fix.
And a magazine.
Cause I have to read something to take my mind off the loneliness.

Now I have to go the bathroom.
by myself.

I have to wash your mean words off.


Actually...I just have to poop.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:19 PM   #53
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Man I had a long day at work... so what's going on?
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:22 PM   #54
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Man I had a long day at work... so what's going on?
With you not on, are numbers were down, so the whites started to run wild.

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:28 PM   #55
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TIGGER is white too

One drop rule works both ways
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:36 PM   #56
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With you not on, are numbers were down, so the whites started to run wild.

James
hahahahahaha. Oh shit dude.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:41 PM   #57
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With you not on, are numbers were down, so the whites started to run wild.

James
Fuckin' honkies!!! It's always something.

Okay black people don't tip because when you kidnapped us from our native land and forced us to work under the whip, and subsequently freed us. You forgot to explain things like "tipping", being quiet in theaters, using condoms, using our "inside voices", closing our mouths and not talking when we eat, "belts" and how to properly size pants/clothing, etc. Slowly, some of us are catching up but I fear that it may be a while....

That and we barely had the money to eat out in the first place, forget about drinks and tips. You have to admit, when niggas gots money dey ain't afeared o' spending dat shit!!!

You have have priories though,

1. RIMS
2. LOUD STEREO
3. Jewelry
a. chains
b. rings
c. teeth
d. chains
e. diamond earrings
4. WEED
5. Blunts (see #4)
6. Designer Clothes
7. Shoes to match...2 prrr...
8. Hat to match, stickers still attached.
9. Diapers
10. Food
11. Cable
12. Rent
13. Other bills
14-1,435,679 other stuff
1,435,680 Tipping Some White Bitch!

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:45 PM   #58
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Comedy gold here the last couple days..
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:59 PM   #59
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Though this thread reminds me of some very racist/sexist/homophobic/mexican/whitey jokes I heard the other day and I remember one of them was "Why don't black people tip well". I can't recall the reply though.
Thanks for sharing.

Here's a tip for you:

If you don't know the punchline, don't tell the joke.

Fucking amateurs.

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Old 11-13-2009, 10:01 PM   #60
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First of all, I wanna say that I'm half black (the bottom half). I tip quite well, especially with the hot bitches.
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