Smoke and use a Mac? - Page 2

karl_1052 · 11-24-2009, 01:29 PM

Does this fall under their number one rating for customer satisfaction?

Papa_Complex · 11-24-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

Does this fall under their number one rating for customer satisfaction?

Sure. After they force out all the smoking, drinking, farting customers all that they'll have left are the granola crunching "individuals" who will be very satisfied.

Particle Man · 11-24-2009, 04:30 PM

I

and have no problems with the voiding of the warranty, but classifying them as a bio-hazard? What about all the other crap in computer components that are as harmful or moreso than tobacco smoke?

Bluestreak · 11-24-2009, 05:52 PM

Just another reason not to buy a mac.

Dave · 11-24-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluestreak

Just another reason not to buy a mac.

yep, another bullshit ploy to make you buy a whole new iPOS

azoomm · 11-24-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

"The Dr. told me I should keep smoking because if I quit now the baby will have withdrawls." - That was the most classic.

I think she heard what she wanted to hear. My doctor told me to quit, but not cold turkey. Wanted as little stress as possible. Fortunately for the kid I got ill around smoke - even someone lighting a match would make me heave...

IMHO quitting smoking was one of the best things I have done for my own health. I can attest to it coating everything after having to paint a few houses and the crap that was on walls, in lights, etc... eeewwww

Rangerscott · 11-24-2009, 07:37 PM

I'm sure they'll come out with a new mac for smokers and everyone will haul ass to the stores to buy them.

Adeptus_Minor · 11-24-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Certain foods can cause issues too. When I worked at an electronics store we had a receiver box come back that smelled a lot like curry.

Perhaps the owners were attempting to 'curry' favor with the technicians?

....sorry

askmrjesus · 11-29-2009, 11:02 PM

Engage rant mode:

On behalf of all the people that work for a living, without bitching about every little fucking thing that comes down the pike, Fuck you.

Sissy-ass, Steve Jobs crack licking faggots. Sandal wearing, Prius driving, tofu eating, MSNBC watching cocksuckers, fuck you all to hell. If my Mac isn't in a burning mercury factory, you lily livered shit bags better get the fuck on with it.

"Ewww, it smells like smoke!" Fuck you. Put some gloves on and get to work. Candy ass bitches. What a load of shit. Bio-Hazard my shiny white ass. I'm not asking you to lick the fucking thing. Assholes.

You know what? I'm going out to California, and opening a Vespa shop. When the Apple people come pulling up for an oil change, I'll say FUCK YOU, IT SMELLS LIKE SMOKE!

Hippy fucking vermin.

Disengage Rant Mode.

JC

Papa_Complex · 11-30-2009, 07:34 AM

Naw, leave rant mode on for a while. There's a good Huckabee related story coming up.

11-24-2009, 01:29 PM	#11
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Does this fall under their number one rating for customer satisfaction? __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

11-24-2009, 04:30 PM	#13
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I and have no problems with the voiding of the warranty, but classifying them as a bio-hazard? What about all the other crap in computer components that are as harmful or moreso than tobacco smoke? __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

11-24-2009, 05:52 PM	#14
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	Just another reason not to buy a mac. __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

11-29-2009, 11:02 PM	#19
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Engage rant mode: On behalf of all the people that work for a living, without bitching about every little fucking thing that comes down the pike, Fuck you. Sissy-ass, Steve Jobs crack licking faggots. Sandal wearing, Prius driving, tofu eating, MSNBC watching cocksuckers, fuck you all to hell. If my Mac isn't in a burning mercury factory, you lily livered shit bags better get the fuck on with it. "Ewww, it smells like smoke!" Fuck you. Put some gloves on and get to work. Candy ass bitches. What a load of shit. Bio-Hazard my shiny white ass. I'm not asking you to lick the fucking thing. Assholes. You know what? I'm going out to California, and opening a Vespa shop. When the Apple people come pulling up for an oil change, I'll say FUCK YOU, IT SMELLS LIKE SMOKE! Hippy fucking vermin. Disengage Rant Mode. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

11-30-2009, 07:34 AM	#20
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Naw, leave rant mode on for a while. There's a good Huckabee related story coming up. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

11-24-2009, 07:37 PM	#17
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I'm sure they'll come out with a new mac for smokers and everyone will haul ass to the stores to buy them.

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