I hate automatic flush toilets!!! - Page 5

Trip · 12-07-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Twice now in the 5 years I've worked here we've had somebody not make it. Once there was a trail from the entrance to the bathroom(about 25 yards) where it was running down the dudes pant leg and another time the guy made it to the bathroom but not the stall and was all over the floor. We still laugh about it today because nobody knows who the culprit(s) was.

Yeah, I don't think the ones I have seen have been because of explosive diarrehea. Just plain being an asshole.

When I worked at the movie theater, we had this one guy who would write on the walls with his shit. It was nasty. We finally figured out who it was and banned them. Turned out, he only went and saw kids movies at the 10 o'clock showtimes. He was a creepy fuck.

We never had a problem with the woman's bathroom and no one had to clean it except the weekly janitor. Men's room was always destroyed beyond belief and we made the retard clean it. He was mormon, so he was happy to help.

Rider · 12-07-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Yeah, I don't think the ones I have seen have been because of explosive diarrehea. Just plain being an asshole.

When I worked at the movie theater, we had this one guy who would write on the walls with his shit. It was nasty. We finally figured out who it was and banned them. Turned out, he only went and saw kids movies at the 10 o'clock showtimes. He was a creepy fuck.

We never had a problem with the woman's bathroom and no one had to clean it except the weekly janitor. Men's room was always destroyed beyond belief and we made the retard clean it. He was mormon, so he was happy to help.

Well the second occurrence was explosive diarrhea but the first occurrence was solid chunks. At first we thought a dog got loose in the building.. I shit you not, no pun intended.

dReWpY · 12-07-2009, 02:58 PM

My phone is bad for double post fail

fnfalman · 12-07-2009, 02:59 PM

When the fucker flushed unexpectedly, your ass get wet from the water that already have your piss and shit in it. That's nasty!

When you want to do a courtesy flush; not because you give a damn about other occupants, but because it's too stinky for even you to handle, it won't do it. So I gotta stand up, scoot back and forth, waving my ass around to try to activate the sensor.

Why can't we still have the damn lever?

shmike · 12-07-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

When the fucker flushed unexpectedly, your ass get wet from the water that already have your piss and shit in it. That's nasty!

When you want to do a courtesy flush; not because you give a damn about other occupants, but because it's too stinky for even you to handle, it won't do it. So I gotta stand up, scoot back and forth, waving my ass around to try to activate the sensor.

Why can't we still have the damn lever?

How do you get it to flush without taking your ass off the seat?

fasternyou929 · 12-07-2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

I poop about 6 times a day.

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Originally Posted by Apoc

I shit three times by noon

Aww, that's cute you crazy Canucks are on the same schedule... do you guys go in pairs like American women?

wildchild · 12-07-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

When the fucker flushed unexpectedly, your ass get wet from the water that already have your piss and shit in it. That's nasty!

When you want to do a courtesy flush; not because you give a damn about other occupants, but because it's too stinky for even you to handle, it won't do it. So I gotta stand up, scoot back and forth, waving my ass around to try to activate the sensor.

Why can't we still have the damn lever?

this thread in general has been funny but now the thought of someone standing in the shitter and dancing around to get a flush then sit back down

i hope you're not very tall, otherwise people are going to see your head and know you're dancing in there.

that should make for good water fountain conversation.

Homeslice · 12-07-2009, 03:18 PM

Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between each loaf, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 1-2 minutes.

Trip · 12-07-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between loafs, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 60 seconds.

1 second is too long for some terds.

Homeslice · 12-07-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

1 second is too long for some terds.

what, you mean the squirters that start to come out before you've managed to sit down?

12-07-2009, 02:59 PM	#44
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	When the fucker flushed unexpectedly, your ass get wet from the water that already have your piss and shit in it. That's nasty! When you want to do a courtesy flush; not because you give a damn about other occupants, but because it's too stinky for even you to handle, it won't do it. So I gotta stand up, scoot back and forth, waving my ass around to try to activate the sensor. Why can't we still have the damn lever? __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

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12-07-2009, 03:18 PM	#48
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between each loaf, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 1-2 minutes.