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Old 01-04-2011, 02:25 PM   #11
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I just looked at a picture of my daughter and her boyfriend. HoverHand FTMFW!!
so was it you or hubby holding the shotgun that scared him into no touchy? LOL
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:58 PM   #12
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I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.

They know we don't want them touching us.

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Old 01-04-2011, 04:31 PM   #13
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Old 01-04-2011, 04:43 PM   #14
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I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.

They know we don't want them touching us.

or perhaps they are more inclined to remain virgins, longer!?
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Old 01-04-2011, 04:53 PM   #15
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Things I learnt in a strip joint: You only do that sort of thing in the dives, unless you want to be wearing a dumpster.
Someone told me that they went to a strip club in Canada and it was basically hands on except for the puss. Because I'm young I can usually get away with a lot of hips and thighs from the younger strippers. I like when the creeper old guys try it.... DENIED!

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I just looked at a picture of my daughter and her boyfriend. HoverHand FTMFW!!
Is he a loser?
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:25 PM   #16
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Someone told me that they went to a strip club in Canada and it was basically hands on except for the puss. Because I'm young I can usually get away with a lot of hips and thighs from the younger strippers. I like when the creeper old guys try it.... DENIED!



Is he a loser?
Depends where you are.. In NFLD last summer, the girls were making me touch their pussies. In NB, you can touch if you pay more. And in NS, don't waste a fucking dime at the peelers... In BC, they're not allowed to touch you at all. They can't even hand you something, you have to pick it up after they set it down.
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:46 PM   #17
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I went to one strip joint on the NC/GA border a few miles off I95 back in 07 and it was anything goes except nothing goes in the girls. Same place I also nearly had my bike stolen after one of the strippers followed us (not by choice) back to the hotel we were staying at. The bikes wound up sleeping in the room that night.

That place skeeved me out pretty bad, it wasn't bad, just a little too much stuff going on and I was wondering if I was gonna walk away with syphalis from breathing teh air.
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:03 PM   #18
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I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.
Lack of self confidence?
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:09 PM   #19
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Do you really think fat people are oblivious to the fact that other people express outright aversion to physical contact with them?

They're not. I assure you, they're keenly aware.

One of the kindest things you can do is hug a fat guy.



















...or roll a fat girl in flour.
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...or roll a fat girl in flour.

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