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Old 03-23-2011, 05:19 PM   #3881
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Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

Yeah? Good...

I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying.
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:41 PM   #3882
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Yeah? Good...

I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying.
Gore is different from vore

How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest
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Old 03-23-2011, 07:08 PM   #3883
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Old 03-23-2011, 08:12 PM   #3884
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Gore is different from vore

How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest
Damn, man....and then I went and actually googled "vore."

Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?!
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:55 AM   #3885
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I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...
What's wrong with tractor pulls?
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:58 AM   #3886
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Damn, man....and then I went and actually googled "vore."

Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?!
i usually laugh at my friend when he claims to have a garter belt fetish.

whatever vanilla
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:35 PM   #3887
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:03 PM   #3888
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and shooting things?
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:24 AM   #3890
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and shooting things?
not a damn thing...

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