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Old 07-13-2011, 04:31 PM   #61
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Separate checks is the way to go.

It cracks me up when servers get annoyed by that.

You're more likely to get a 20%+ tip from ten people paying $10 each than you are on a $100 check.
That's why they are servers, and not cashiers.
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Old 07-13-2011, 05:38 PM   #62
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Got to cut out white trash and groups of more than 4 people, if that's your goal. I don't think that I've been at a large group dinner yet, where someone didn't elect himself 'treasurer' to collect up the money for the bill, so that they can stiff the wait staff on the cheque, to pay for his own meal.
Cut out the Euros too and anyone who uses cheque instead of check.
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:34 PM   #63
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Cut out the Euros too and anyone who uses cheque instead of check.
Fine with the first, but servers would make less with the second
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:50 PM   #64
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Cut out the Euros too and anyone who uses cheque instead of check.
I guess that takes care of the Czech that pays with a cheque.
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:07 PM   #65
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:13 PM   #66
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:05 PM   #67
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Old 07-15-2011, 11:06 AM   #68
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i too am so sick of this pussy society where you shouldn't spank your kids.. fuck the whole "time out" thing.. come on over to my house and see how my kids behave.. it's not because i put them on a pedestal or because i give them time outs..
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Old 07-15-2011, 11:17 AM   #69
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Yesterday at Chuy's, we were seated on the patio for lunch. About half way through our lunch this woman stands up with her screaming child as if she was going to leave because screaming child was screaming. Nope, she just stood up and continued her conversation with her table, kid on her hip. I looked over and got her attention. I calmly said, "Excuse me, you realize your child is screaming, right?" She looked annoyed and excused herself [with said child]. Her entire table thanked me. Why the hell wouldn't THEY way something??
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:43 PM   #70
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Some people's filters need adjustment. That's all.
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