The "More Money than Talent" Award...

OTB · 03-01-2008, 09:48 PM

Goes to:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...d.php?t=236966

Any way i can ad to the entertainment factor..............

NONE_too_SOFT · 03-01-2008, 09:52 PM

hahahaah. I love the stories about people trashin their new bikes in the parking lot.

Mr Lefty · 03-01-2008, 09:56 PM

WOW... fuck'n A! I wouldn't even think of riding that on the street...

pickle.of.doom · 03-01-2008, 10:38 PM

Damn, that sucks! And if the stories in that thread are true, even more painful!

I would've killed whoever did that to my bike...brother or not! not to mention the cocksucker that was being a smart ass too, he would be wearing size 12 footprints across the face for sure!

Gas Man · 03-02-2008, 11:15 AM

My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE!

OneSickPsycho · 03-02-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE!

Funny... I saw a very similar thing happen outside of a BigDog dealership... Dude bought a brand new BD and ripped out of the parking lot trying to show off... as he made a left turn it sounded like he was revving the shit out of the thing and dumped the clutch... The bike spun right out from under him... fuckin' retard.

vabarber2 · 03-02-2008, 03:00 PM

Smittie61984 · 03-03-2008, 09:51 PM

First off I would have beat down the person who kept pointing out to me that I have a $75,000 bike. No crap. I remember the price from when I signed the papers. Now go get on your Vespa and leave me alone.

Anyways this video will always be a classic. Brand New GSXR1000, Full Suzuki Leathers and a friend ready to video tape your maden voyage. The only part is you didn't check the Tire Shine the dealer through on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UEg1-6iEeo

(Not sure if we have embeded video)
[yt]-UEg1-6iEeo[/yt]

azoomm · 03-03-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

First off I would have beat down the person who kept pointing out to me that I have a $75,000 bike. No crap. I remember the price from when I signed the papers. Now go get on your Vespa and leave me alone.

No kidding. That and the disrespect... the owner had a lot more self control than I would, to the brother and the douche with his camera phone.

Smittie61984 · 03-04-2008, 12:35 AM

I could understand letting a friend ride my bike and them having a mishap. We all know shit happens. That woudln't bug me too much. I'd just ask them to do what they can to help me fix it.

Or see if that guy who stole that other Ducati has parted out the most rare bike in the world in hopes of making some cash.

03-01-2008, 09:48 PM	#1
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	The "More Money than Talent" Award... Goes to: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...d.php?t=236966 Any way i can ad to the entertainment factor..............

03-01-2008, 10:38 PM	#4
pickle.of.doom el diablo de verde Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Howell, MI Moto: VTR, CBR, DRZSM Posts: 1,046	Damn, that sucks! And if the stories in that thread are true, even more painful! I would've killed whoever did that to my bike...brother or not! not to mention the cocksucker that was being a smart ass too, he would be wearing size 12 footprints across the face for sure! __________________ WOS Forums

03-02-2008, 11:15 AM	#5
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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03-01-2008, 09:52 PM	#2
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	hahahaah. I love the stories about people trashin their new bikes in the parking lot.

03-01-2008, 09:56 PM	#3
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	WOW... fuck'n A! I wouldn't even think of riding that on the street...

03-02-2008, 03:00 PM	#7
vabarber2 ICON FTW!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA, but currently in the sand Moto: 00GSXR6 Posts: 1,380

03-03-2008, 09:51 PM	#8
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	First off I would have beat down the person who kept pointing out to me that I have a $75,000 bike. No crap. I remember the price from when I signed the papers. Now go get on your Vespa and leave me alone. Anyways this video will always be a classic. Brand New GSXR1000, Full Suzuki Leathers and a friend ready to video tape your maden voyage. The only part is you didn't check the Tire Shine the dealer through on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UEg1-6iEeo (Not sure if we have embeded video) [yt]-UEg1-6iEeo[/yt]

03-04-2008, 12:35 AM	#10
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I could understand letting a friend ride my bike and them having a mishap. We all know shit happens. That woudln't bug me too much. I'd just ask them to do what they can to help me fix it. Or see if that guy who stole that other Ducati has parted out the most rare bike in the world in hopes of making some cash.