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Old 11-08-2008, 01:07 PM   #1
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:09 PM   #2
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:12 PM   #3
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:13 PM   #4
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:21 PM   #5
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The top right of that sign raises a question I've been wondering for a while...

I noticed 95% of the time if I'm in a publc bathroom, black guys piss in the shitter and not in the urinal... Now, me being a white guy, with a pathetically small penis, I've always wondered... With the black guys having the ginormous dorks, wouldn't they WANT to use the urinal? I mean, if I had a huge pecker, I'd swing that thing around in the open air to show it off all the time.
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:35 PM   #6
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:43 PM   #7
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The top right of that sign raises a question I've been wondering for a while...

I noticed 95% of the time if I'm in a publc bathroom, black guys piss in the shitter and not in the urinal... Now, me being a white guy, with a pathetically small penis, I've always wondered... With the black guys having the ginormous dorks, wouldn't they WANT to use the urinal? I mean, if I had a huge pecker, I'd swing that thing around in the open air to show it off all the time.
when ur drunk and have to take those long pisses, the girthyness is tiring to hold. using a urinal, it mite slip and fall in. eww. the shitter is lower than the urinal, so it can just hang and drain
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:45 PM   #8
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when ur drunk and have to take those long pisses, the girthyness is tiring to hold. using a urinal, it mite slip and fall in. eww. the shitter is lower than the urinal, so it can just hang and drain
ding ding that's the right answer lol
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:46 PM   #9
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when ur drunk and have to take those long pisses, the girthyness is tiring to hold. using a urinal, it mite slip and fall in. eww. the shitter is lower than the urinal, so it can just hang and drain
I use the low rider so I dont bottom out.
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:49 PM   #10
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I want to know why are you concerned lol do you want to look, that question would have never came to my mind. actually thats the answer we use the stall because guys like you are always looking at our junk and it makes us nervous.
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