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Old 01-14-2009, 11:58 AM   #21
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blech. never would i pony up that sort of cash to pop a cherry.
she doesnt look good at all, here is her NOT in that misleading pro-pic:
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:00 PM   #22
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blech. never would i pony up that sort of cash to pop a cherry.
she doesnt look good at all, here is her NOT in that misleading pro-pic:
holy airbrushing batman.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:01 PM   #23
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hope her ass checks aren't bumpy also...
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:02 PM   #24
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you better get anal for 3 million.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:04 PM   #25
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I think I will take Spitzers hooker for 740 times (hours) Alex...
She was definitely better looking.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:22 PM   #26
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Once again it goes to show that way too many men are WAY too STOOOPID where things of a sexual nature are concerned. I don't mean that to sound like male bashing because I'm not a man hater. I just don't get it.

I don't credit her with much intelligence either though because imagine telling THAT story to your prospective husband. Not that I enjoy or engage in the "what's your sexual history" convo with men I'm dating (back when I was dating) but as this is pretty high-profile, it may be tough to avoid. And imagine if she has kids one day and this story resurfaces. Wow, there's something to be proud of. "Mommy was a hooker, but only ONCE kids, and for a good cause, so it's OK."
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:23 PM   #27
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Once again it goes to show that way too many men are WAY too STOOOPID where things of a sexual nature are concerned. I don't mean that to sound like male bashing because I'm not a man hater. I just don't get it.

I don't credit her with much intelligence either though because imagine telling THAT story to your prospective husband. Not that I enjoy or engage in the "what's your sexual history" convo with men I'm dating (back when I was dating) but as this is pretty high-profile, it may be tough to avoid. And imagine if she has kids one day and this story resurfaces. Wow, there's something to be proud of. "Mommy was a hooker, but only ONCE kids, and for a good cause, so it's OK."
Ok so how much for your cornhole?
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:27 PM   #28
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Once again it goes to show that way too many men are WAY too STOOOPID where things of a sexual nature are concerned. I don't mean that to sound like male bashing because I'm not a man hater. I just don't get it.

I don't credit her with much intelligence either though because imagine telling THAT story to your prospective husband. Not that I enjoy or engage in the "what's your sexual history" convo with men I'm dating (back when I was dating) but as this is pretty high-profile, it may be tough to avoid. And imagine if she has kids one day and this story resurfaces. Wow, there's something to be proud of. "Mommy was a hooker, but only ONCE kids, and for a good cause, so it's OK."
I'd be willing to bet that 90% of kids her age and under wouldn't even be phased by that shit at all.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:28 PM   #29
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I'm not going to pay this much, nor would I really pay at all. Having sex with a virgin is something you do because you love them, they want you to, or you didn't know until it was too late. Besides, they have surgery now that makes it possible for her to do this several times. Hell, she probably isn't a real virgin, she probably just had the surgery and is looking for a quick scam.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:36 PM   #30
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I think most prospective husbands are gonna hear "Once I sold my virginity for 3.7 million dollars to pay for my degree.
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