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Old 01-30-2009, 10:09 AM   #1
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Default Uh-oh...women trying to kill you and you won't go blind..

you'll get cancer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/...aspx?id=113327

http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer...te-cancer-risk
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:22 AM   #2
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If the whole more sex = higher risk of prostate cancer.. that would be poetic justice for me. My ex was so sexually active in his 20's/30's, I wouldn't be surprised if his prostate didn't jump out of his ass and eat his head.
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:18 AM   #3
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Like sticky tires, you got em - use up up having fun! Who cares how you go just live loud until you do!
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:51 PM   #4
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But wait, they said if you didn't drain your prostate regularly you'd get cancer?! So sex is bad, we should beat off instead? A fucking woman did this study, didn't she?
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:52 PM   #5
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A fucking woman did this study, didn't she?
I'd lay money against the "fucking" part...
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Blindess or prostrate cancer, your choice. I will risk it and go for BOTH!
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:33 PM   #7
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:02 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:03 PM   #9
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I'd lay money against the "fucking" part...
I agree! You shouldn't fuck but masturbate instead? I'm guessing a fat,ugly,extremely unattractive woman wrote this article....
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:05 PM   #10
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I agree! You shouldn't fuck but masturbate instead? I'm guessing a fat,ugly,extremely unattractive woman wrote this article....
nah, a fat, ugle, extremely unattractive woman would be doing anything to get laid... this is a hot woman who thinks she's God's gift.
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