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Old 08-04-2009, 11:42 AM   #11
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An old British term for butt secs.

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Actually, I believe it refers to putting your dick in anything other than a human vagina- sex that can't result in procreation. The Brits just specialized in anal because of the all-boys boarding school tradition.

Edit to add- it's been a pretty big story in that region, since they don't have much else going on outside of the bike weeks. I think my favorite part of the story came from this article-

http://www.thesunnews.com/253/story/...link=mirelated

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Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around - dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

"Police kept telling me it couldn't be the same guy," Kenley said Wednesday. "I couldn't believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse."
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:14 PM   #12
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Was it a republican senator? If so, I bet the horse was prettier than his wife.
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:39 PM   #13
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Was it a republican senator? If so, I bet the horse was prettier than his wife.
...oh because we know that democrats only have good looking wives and never fvck around on them.

I know the republicans are full of it but the democrats are even worse.

$10 says the guy voted for Obama if he even voted.
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:47 PM   #14
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She was 21, what's the problem?
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Old 08-04-2009, 01:44 PM   #15
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...oh because we know that democrats only have good looking wives and never fvck around on them.

I know the republicans are full of it but the democrats are even worse.

$10 says the guy voted for Obama if he even voted.
dems screw around? never.

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Old 08-04-2009, 01:47 PM   #16
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dems screw around? never.

...and Edwards...and...the list goes on.

Speaking of wives...John Kerry sure has a beauty huh ?

Yep it must be JUST the republicans.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:57 PM   #17
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...oh because we know that democrats only have good looking wives and never fvck around on them.
You're too easy. Texan, by chance?
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:37 PM   #18
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dems screw around? never.

Don't forget the Gary Condit scandal.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:07 PM   #19
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...and Edwards...and...the list goes on.

Speaking of wives...John Kerry sure has a beauty huh ?

Yep it must be JUST the republicans.
That Billions of dollars her late Republican husband made seems to help her in the looks department.
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